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What’s better, a hoard of zombies or a hoard of starving orphans? (Ones certainly easier to rid of) by L_420
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
01 Aug 2022
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"I'll fucking skin ya!" The small blonde boy yells, even though he immediately retracts himself back under the safety of the brunets arm. Technoblade wanted to laugh, the kid was all bark no bite, but his… brother? on the other hand, seemed more bite than bark. He hadn't said a word, but at the sight of Techno, he was quick to arm himself with a hand gun.
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Wilbur is struggling to keep himself, and a hoard of children, fed, what happens when he runs into Phil and Techno?Bookmarked by CCyphr
06 Mar 2026
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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
RAGHHGHGHHHHHH
PARANIOD / BAMF WILBUR -
felled by you, held by you by LuckyPhantom
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
18 Jan 2022
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A breath ghosts over the joint between his shoulder and his neck, now exposed as the creature gently rips his tunic aside. “Do you want to protect them? Keep them safe?”
He can protect them already. Has been for years. While he does want to, that need doesn’t run into his bones, doesn’t make his chest heavy at night, doesn’t make him shiver desperately at whatever kind words he receives.
“Technoblade, come on, break free. Get over here.” The same hunter demands. That part of Techno that’s clawing against the vampire’s thrall latches onto the command, the tone, the voice.
“Oh,” he breathes, and Techno feels the barest scrape of fangs over his collarbone, “Are you tired of being alone?”
Techno’s breath hitches.
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Or, Technoblade is the best monster hunter the world's seen in years. He's got a flawless record-- with one exception. Why won't the dammed vampire just die already?
...And why is it talking to him?
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- Part 8 of haha block men go brrrr
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“You’re not my son,” his savior said.
“Nope.” Techno nodded towards the guy lying unconscious at his feet. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell these clowns too.”
“Well, that’s gonna be a problem…” They lowered the baseball bat, streaked with blood. “You do look exactly like Wil though, if I didn’t know any better I’d say you two were twins.”
Or: sleep-deprived college student Techno Blade doesn’t know if there’s a good way to find out he bears an uncanny resemblance to the heir of a notorious crime syndicate, but being mistaken for said heir and kidnapped by a rival gang is certainly not it.
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16 Feb 2026
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kinda crack kinda angst all good
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“Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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“Look,” the noodle human said. “Here’s the deal. You’ve seen Annie, right?”
Techno shook his head.
“It’s a movie,” the human explained, unconcerned, “and a musical. In it, some rich guy needs a PR boost, and so he goes and picks up a penniless orphan for a week. The idea is the kid gets an awesome Christmas and everyone thinks the rich guy’s some awesome dude. I’m proposing a deal like that, except unlike little orphan Annie, I understand what the deal is going in.”
Tommy gets fake adopted by millionaire vampire Technoblade to boost his public image in exchange for paying for Tommy's college when he turns 18. As expected Techno totally doesn't get immediately, totally attached.
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01 Jan 2026
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The best. Wfm
annie vampire technoblade