Cactus_Lesbian
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hey, we saw you from across the battlefield and we really dig your vibe by Cactus_Lesbian
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
15 Feb 2026
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Heavy and Medic get a case of the sleepy sillies and talk about hypothetical threesomes.
They're both switches. I wrote this in like a day. The title is the lowest hanging fruit, but I think I'm hilarious.
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Heavy has a lot of thoughts. And some feelings. And too many memories. Just some really complicated brain-sensations about himself, and by extension, about Medic. Here's a few of them.
The one with the semi-erotic open cardiac massage. Among other things.
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Give them all that they can drink, and it will never be enough by Cactus_Lesbian
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
10 Sep 2025
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She didn’t tell Engie that for a minute, the ashes were warm.
Or: Check the tags. This one's a little yucky, physically and emotionally.
Title's from MCR's "Blood," if you didn't already know.
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Positively Riveting and Wholly Necessary Color Commentary by Cactus_Lesbian
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
11 Aug 2025
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Soldier and Demo watch Sniper and Scout's clumsy attempts at romance like it's a sports match. Spy is in the room, but he definitely doesn't care.
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So, she goes back to Pleasantview.
And there she is.Or: this style experiment turned out pretty good so why not post it?
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Miss Florence Pauling is convinced she’s run from her life at TF Industries — that is, until a strange young woman with a husky voice and a troubling amount of burn scars shows up at her doorstep.
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12 Feb 2026
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and you would try to do what you did before by TimeToCommitCrimes for Kaz3313
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
06 Dec 2025
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A glimpse into Miss Pauling's racing mind as she confronts the Administrator. They're both stuck in the past.
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12 Jan 2026
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Two entroponauts will be forty-seven for a very long time. They decide to make the most of it.
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- Part 1 of The View from Azimuth-Frantiček II
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24 Nov 2025
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If Flo Pauling absolutely HAD to take a vacation, then spending a day at a gun show with Heavy wasn't the worst outcome.
Turns out they have a lot in common.
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14 Sep 2025
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Pyro and Engineer meet for the first time at a state hospital in 1967. It’s a romance straight out of the pictures.
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Bookmarked by Cactus_Lesbian
07 Jan 2023