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Damn Your Love, Damn Your Lies by bandedbulbussnarfblat
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
02 Aug 2023
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Daniel has an affair with Rashid before he learns he's Armand. Then he finds out he's actually a centuries old vampire who he may or may not have once been in love with.
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28 Jul 2025
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leia depois.
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“Yes. I suppose. I think I’ve heard some people say it’s… healthy?” he asks, like he’s trying to pronounce a foreign dish for the first time, and Daniel snorts.
“Yeah. See? It wasn’t so bad.”
“I’ll get back to you with the precise badness evaluation when I’ve finished analysing it,” Armand huffs, throwing the covers over himself and sliding lower, until all that’s left is a mop of dark curls peeking out.
“I’m sure you will. I love you, you freak.”
“I love you too.”
Or: due to a scheduling conflict, Daniel and Armand have to spend a few weeks apart, and they both proceed to be Completely Normal about it.
(Updates on weekends)
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- Part 12 of A brick row house and two old men
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Your cell phones make you slaves to your fetishes by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
11 Jan 2025
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“Hey, just to be clear, are you doing a bit right now?”
A pause, during which Daniel can somehow hear the pout.
“It does undercut it somewhat when you ask,” he says with a put-upon sigh, like Daniel just asked him to clean out the gutters or some shit, “but yes, I am trying to engage in ‘a bit’, as you say.”
Daniel laughs.
“And it seems we’re done. Goodbye, Daniel, text me when you get to your hotel.”
“No, baby, wait, I’m sorry! This is really hot, okay? Please keep going.”
Or: Daniel, Armand and the wonders of phone sex. And also vampiric nepotism.
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- Part 11 of A brick row house and two old men
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Michelin-star fish in the desert by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Feb 2025
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Armand starts collecting rubber duckies and other bath paraphernalia, but the duckies become one of his… special interests.
He gets the classic yellow one, then the other two primary colours, and then he starts doing fucking Punnett squares with them, scouring the internet to nail increasingly specific shade variations, and no, Daniel, mulberry wouldn’t be the result of these particular recessive traits, don’t be ridiculous, it’s much more of a sangria. Daniel makes the mistake of asking where, exactly, do rubber duckies keep their genes, recessive or otherwise, and gets the mother of all pouts plus an entire hour of silent treatment for his trouble.
To reiterate, the guy is over 500 years old.
Or: Armand loves water; Daniel loves Armand.
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- Part 10 of A brick row house and two old men
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Care and Keeping of Freshly Domesticated Gremlins by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
27 Dec 2024
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“We talked about this when we moved in, we said no maiming the neighbours!”
“I haven’t touched him,” Armand protests.
“Yeah, no, psychological torture very much counts as maiming.”
“Not according to the Cambridge Dictionary. I checked.”
Or: Armand needs some enrichment in his enclosure. Lucky for him, Daniel is there to help.
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- Part 9 of A brick row house and two old men