CalamityCons
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- Mass Effect Trilogy (3)
- Homestuck (1)
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Your name is Eridan Ampora, and there is a chlorine-soaked alien in the backseat of your car. It fell into your family pool while you were leaning against its edge and considering drowning yourself so your dad would pay attention to you a little and actually go looking for mom like he promised. You didn’t wind up going through with it, both because the human-shaped monster got you soaking wet before you even went into it, and because Damara wouldn’t stop bugging you about picking up your goddamn Nerf rifle off the kitchen floor.
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Benezia cannot cope with the discovery that her daughter is an Ardat-Yakshi.
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- Part 1 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Garrus Vakarian doesn't want to confront Shepard after their less than satisfying liaison, so she goes to him instead.
Spoilers for Mass Effect 2.
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- Part 3 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Commander Shepard's actions don't add up. Tali intends to find out what's going on.
Many thanks to theherocomplex for her beta work!
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- Part 2 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence. The story of Mass Effect, following the life of Ethel Shepard and her crew. Renegade, Earthborn, Ruthless. Garrus romance, strong Tali friendship. Doesn't follow any headcanons from other fic.
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“Yuna?” He asked at last, slumped back in a chair in the Fahrenheit’s cockpit.
It was a bad time, yeah. But this had become too much to bear.
“Hmm?” Yuna swiveled around, where she sat opposite him. “What is it?”
“That thing, with Seymour… that’s not still legal, is it?”
That was how they found themselves here—at an attorney’s office in Bevelle.
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26 Mar 2026
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you're not alone by alcor
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
21 Dec 2025
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Tifa never imagined running into Cloud Strife again after seven years. But that's not the strangest part of their meeting.
He has a different daemon.
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21 Mar 2026
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you're cold but space is colder by alcor for Judithan
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
25 Dec 2025
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Cid Highwind's been trained as a vampire hunter, so he recognizes the signs that a vampire is tailing them. But Vincent Valentine seems a little different from other vampires... Or maybe that's what he wants Cid to believe.
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- English
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- 8,901
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- 1/1
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21 Mar 2026
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Walking Out On Destiny by SpicyCalamari
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, On The Way To A Smile: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
16 Mar 2026
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With a true view of just who his lover was, Vincent makes a choice that alters the entirety of Sephiroth's course of Destiny. Through Cigs, Mako, and a severe amount of wtf, Sephiroth walks out on the dark future of his birth into the life of one small blond. Even when you diverge from the path chosen, some people you are irrevocably destined to to meet, to have, and to keep.
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- Part 1 of Destiny Divergence - Final Fantasy VII
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When You Give a Vampire a Sandwich... by MollyPollyKinz
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
01 Jan 2025
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“Hi,” Zack said, clapping his hands together. “Mr. Vampire Man. We brought you a sandwich.”
“Mr. Vampire Man?” the vampire echoed, frowning.
Cloud held out the sandwich. “Are you actually a vampire?” he asked.
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OR: While trying to stop Sephiroth from spiraling, Zack finds a vampire in Shinra's basement. And gives him a sandwich.
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- Part 3 of Molly's Quirky Final Fantasy Collection
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25 Feb 2026