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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    “Ooooh, shiny,” Wade said, eyes widening with glee. He lunged forward, katanas at the ready. “Let’s see if it bleeds!”

    “Deadpool, wait—” Spider-Man and Johnny shouted in unison, but it was too late. Deadpool’s blades sliced through the plant, and for a moment, everything was still. Then, with a deafening pop, the plant exploded, showering the trio in a cascade of sticky, pink goo.

    “Oh, fantastic,” Johnny muttered, wiping the goo from his face.

    Wade sucked in a breathed. “Smells like...cherry cola. And burning. And—” His eyes widened, a slow, mischievous grin spreading across his face. “Uh-oh.”

    “Uh-oh?” Peter echoed, his spider-sense still buzzing. “‘Pool, what do you mean ‘uh-oh’?”

    Before Deadpool could respond, Johnny groaned, pressing a hand to his forehead. “I feel... weird. I’m covered in goo and now I feel weird.”

    “Oh no. Oh no, no, no.” Peter’s breath hitched as a strange warmth spread through his own body. “This is bad. This is very bad.”

    or the one where Deadpool, Spider-Man and The Human Torch get covered in an alien goo. Goo that turns out to be sex goo.

    Chaos abounds.

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    29 Apr 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    Looking at Peter is like looking at Sunshine.

    Peter would say otherwise, as he's the one on fire, but Johnny Storm is bullheaded like that.

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    21 Apr 2025

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    If Eddie could compile a collection of all of Steve’s worst ideas, this would be among his Greatest Hits

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    The one where Steve learns that jerking off with your friends isn't usually platonic, actually

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    05 Jun 2023

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    Eddie looked aghast. “Oh, Ozzy help me, please tell me a girl has jerked you off at least.”
    “No! I mean, yes. Yes, of course they have, but… I can’t recall any that have really taken their time. Usually it’s rushed, same with oral. Preamble to the main event.”
    Opening his mouth to say something, Eddie seemed to hesitate. Leaning back in the seat he seemed to regard Steve with a different air all of a sudden. He’d seen the same look on Billy’s face a few times. Like he was sizing him up for a fight. Weighing his options.
    “Go on. Make fun.” Steve said with a huff. He probably should have just grabbed some weed and left. “Get it out of your system.”
    “I wasn’t going to make fun.” Eddie said, looking apologetic. “I was… ya know what, nevermind.”
    “Go ahead,” Steve crossed his arms. “No sugar coating, right? Thought that was your whole thing.”
    “I was going to ask if you wanted to give it a try?”

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    Steve and Eddie are down in the dumps. Two whumpy boys make each other feel better.

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    03 Jun 2023

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    Steve overhears a conversation between Eddie and Robin, and then spends a few weeks trying to think of anything else.

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    03 Jun 2023