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Hermione Granger is used to disappointment.
When it comes to her love life, she’s given up hope of ever finding a meaningful connection. Seven years after the war, she finds herself trapped in a relationship she didn’t want with a wizard she can’t stand, suffocating under the weight of fame she never asked for.
Draco Malfoy wasn’t supposed to be released from Azkaban for at least another year. After he shows up to the restaurant where Hermione just so happens to be on a date looking more handsome than she remembers, she can’t seem to get the tall blond out of her head.
And he keeps popping up at the strangest of times.
When a scandal she can’t avoid leads her to uproot her entire life and move to Paris, Hermione is ready for a fresh start. But what happens when the one-night stand she tried to leave behind in London comes calling?
Chaos. Blackmail. Some light to moderate stalking.
He says they’re meant for each other. She thinks he needs to get his head examined.
What could go wrong?
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Scorpius Malfoy - Ultimate Wingman by Books_Bigfoot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2023
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Draco Malfoy is a widower, raising five-year-old Scorpius with the help of Pansy Parkinson. Hermione Granger is recently single, and helping her best friend, Harry Potter, raise his two sons. A chance meeting between Hermione and Scorpius in Diagon Alley brings them all together, and changes all of their lives.
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29 Jan 2026
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“Hi,” she begins, tone casual because that’s what they are—casual. Or so he insists. “Shouldn’t you be resting before it starts up again?”
He draws to a halt in front of her, chest heaving. She lifts her butterbeer between them, brows raised invitingly.
“Thirsty?”
He ignores the offer, eyes burning into hers with unblinking intensity.
“What’re you playing at?” he grits out, the words low and just for her. With his back to the room, no one else can see the way his entire being is radiating displeasure.
But that’s the way it’s always been. A secret between them, no one else the wiser.
She takes the sip instead, eyeing him over the rim.
“You’re the one playing,” she remarks lightly. “I’m just on the sidelines.”
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Or when Hermione and Draco are in a situationship and both secretly want more.
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26 Jan 2026
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It’s immediately clear that he’s not harmed. The gloves have absorbed all the bone-breaking violence the ball is capable of.
“See?” Charlie hollers, voice clear across the frozen lake. “They can take it. Now, come on. Don’t break this time.”
Draco considers falling off his broom, just to see if Charlie will make that sound again when catching him.
“Show off,” he shouts back.
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Or, Draco goes to a Finnish dragon reserve.
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03 Jan 2026
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Draco’s the first to admit he’s ridden a considerable wave of post-war luck these last few years, but even he’d be hard pressed to explain the exact route to ending up with Hermione Granger’s hand down his trousers.
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02 Jan 2026