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Lance is no expert in wing rituals, to focused on his career to even begin to explore what it means to have such appendages, but even he’s sure that offering to groom your teammate’s wings has to cross some sort of unspoken boundary. He’s also sure that it’d be rude to say no.
His parents did teach him better, after all.
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14 Apr 2026
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Fernando Alonso has, in his own roundabout way, asked Lance Stroll on a date.
It's all a bit weird, and altogether sweet just the same.
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- Part 3 of very fast cars, very loud hearts
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13 Apr 2026
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Fernando doesn’t reply. Lance thinks about going back to jerking off to edits and gay porn. But suddenly, yesterday’s TikTok he saw pops up in his head, where a girl tricked a guy into a photo of a bicep. Now he has a plan to have a little fun.
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- Part 1 of Nasty photo that you liked
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12 Apr 2026
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how can i love when i'm afraid to fall by RaduIsSatansNumOne for sengapremacy
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
22 Jun 2025
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Fernando Alonso doesn’t get lost. He gets redirected. But one wrong turn lands him on Sunset Boulevard — and into the path of Lance Stroll, a sharp-tongued dreamer with rings on his fingers and stars in his eyes. What starts as one night of paid company turns into a week of events, tuxedos, rooftop dinners, and something dangerously close to real.
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the one where Fernando rescues Lance and Lance rescues him right back
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11 Apr 2026
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Fernando tiene un nuevo tatuaje.
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09 Apr 2026
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"Apparently it was hard falling asleep when your boyfriend was tossing and turning next to you. “Lance.” “I can’t help it! And I'm sorry, I know you’re looking forward to tomorrow and want to rest, but what am I supposed to do besides feeling bad?”
Fernando sighed. “Come here.” "
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Falling asleep with a boyfriend who turns into an insomniac once a month can be hard, but Fernando manages.Bookmarked by CaptainSlowHamster
08 Apr 2026
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— What happened? Why did you break up? — Lance asks with an indifferent expression.
They sit side by side in the armchairs, with his father and his beloved opposite them. Raquel is about to say something to Lance, but Fernando interrupts her, turning his head to the carefree guy.
— Oh, you know how it goes: one night you love each other, — he says, moving his hand to Lance’s thigh. — And the second you want to fuck other people.
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- Part 2 of Nasty photo that you liked
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05 Apr 2026
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The commentators’ voices filtered through the pit wall speakers at low volume, muffled by static, but clear enough.
“Alonso’s chasing his second title this year, if he can keep Schumacher at bay. Despite his DNF in Budapest, he’s held a ten-point gap on the Ferrari driver…”
And when the camera showed the #1 emblazoned blue and yellow Renault, Lance knew. If he was chasing his second title, with Michael Schumacher still on the grid, this wasn’t Istanbul 2021. It was 2006.
He was in 2006.
And he had no idea how to get back.Bookmarked by CaptainSlowHamster
04 Apr 2026
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i’m going in for the kill, i’m doing it for a thrill by spearmintytea
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
20 Jun 2023
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Lance knows it’s a game they play when he lets Fernando believe he wants someone else other than him.
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03 Apr 2026
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Lance brings his hand up to rake through the hair at the back of his head “This Valentine’s Day I’m just wishing some people would like me, much less love me.”
Lance smiles at his own self-deprecating joke, but the cupid just stares at him. His eyes, which were a bright shiny blue just a few moments ago, flashed a steely gray.
“Your wish is my command.”
Lance snorts, “Isn’t that more of a genie thing than a cupid thing?”
Aka: Miscommunication with cupid leads to everyone in the paddock falling in love with Lance (except the person that he wants the most).
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01 Apr 2026
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Lance is sexually frustrated and takes it too far.
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“Anything you want, you can have.”
Lance’s dad had only told him that once, after a bad karting race, but once was enough to do some real damage. The other kids had heard, and they sneered at him throughout the rest of his races, even as he beat them.
Spoiled brat, they said, just gets anything he wants.
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- Part 5 of F1 omegaverse
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30 Mar 2026
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"Not very responsible of you, cariño, to render yourself so helpless with nobody home. Anybody could have broken in and do as they wish with you"
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Lance accidentally ties his hands together and his boyfriends find him like that.Title from Daddy by SAKIMA
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29 Mar 2026
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Max Verstappen has been bitter about the hand life dealt him for as long as he can remember. While his cousins grow up in ancestral estates and lavish mansions, he spends his childhood in a dingy motorhome, enduring the wrath of an abusive father.
Cunning, charming, and utterly ruthless, Max claws his way out of that life the only way he knows how – through lies, well-played deception, and perfectly executed cons. With a loyal crew of misfits at his side, he’s built an existence on the edge of society. Yet for Max’s insatiable hunger, this quiet life of petty scams isn’t enough. He’s only ever wanted what he believes should be his.
So he fixes his gaze on his greatest target yet: a heist against his spoiled, undeserving cousins – Lordling Lando Norris and billionaire’s heir Lance Stroll – the perfect marks to finally undo the shitty hand life dealt him.
Standing in his way is Detective Inspector George Russell, lead investigator with Scotland Yard’s Major Investigation Team – a man with a spotless reputation, a razor-sharp mind to match his own, and a personal history with Max that neither of them can escape.
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28 Mar 2026
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有點傷心的小短篇不是HE，請斟酌食用
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27 Mar 2026
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It's tiring to run after the one you love, watch them disintegrate and crumble.
But Fernando Alonso isn't known for giving up.
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Fernando finds Lance drinking in a bar after a bad qualifyingBookmarked by CaptainSlowHamster
27 Mar 2026
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Based on the fact that Lance's gifts are always so thoughtful but the gifts he gets in return are quite shit :((
(title is the song Shrike by Hozier (IT IS LITERALLY THEM!!!!))
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24 Mar 2026
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“You’re going to have to take it easy on your water bottles next year, we don’t have BWT to buy you a new one next time you squeeze too hard.”
Stroll’s voice echoed off the tile, and Fernando chuckled. He finished washing the small cuts in his hand before turning slowly towards his new teammate. He looked down at his hand and flexed it
“Maybe i should find something else to crush”
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21 Mar 2026
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“I think I get it now,” Lance says, softly.
Fernando hums, like he is thinking; but he already knows the answer. “Me too,” he says back.
or Fernando wins, and wins, and wins. But in a year where all he has done is lose, he still wins; just in a different way.
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Lance racing in Bahrain in 2023 with two broken wrists but he powers through and Fernando comes to the rescue!
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17 Mar 2026