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    Killing The Joke by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)  

    12 Nov 2024

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    “You what?” Nancy’s shriek was truly a work of art. One Paz definitely wouldn’t go to the exhibit for, but a work of art nonetheless.

    “Joker. Dead. I killed him.”

    How many times was Paz going to have to go over this? This was only technically the second person, and she was already exhausted. She hadn’t even called her mother back yet. Maybe if she made cards? She could just hand them out when people inevitably asked her. No, that sounded too much like business cards for a hit-man. Well, if college didn’t work out, that was an option. Paz was a proven dead shot now. Sure, she’d definitely die immediately, but someone would probably pay her pretty well to do it.

    “That is the hottest thing you’ve ever said to me,” Nancy informed her matter-of-factly.

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    If you were to make a list of the entire population of Gotham, in order of most to least likely to finally kill the Joker, a random—objectively unqualified—college student wouldn’t even be on it.

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    10 May 2025

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    Why it is a bad idea to threaten Heroes by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, White Collar (TV 2009)

    23 Feb 2024

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    Lex Luthor is president and is making life difficult for our heroes. He really should have known better.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    debt-free by

    Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    08 Jan 2019

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    You tasted like coffee and faded lip gloss; he tasted like vodka and day-old despair.

    [ Fem!Reader. Fic begins shortly before The Avengers. PWP oneshot turned drabble request series turned whatever the hell this is supposed to be. ]

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    22 Jun 2023

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    Statement Pieces and Golden Opportunities by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)  

    04 Jul 2025

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    Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.

    Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.

    Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.

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    A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War

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    25 Mar 2025

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    Playback by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)  

    31 Jan 2025

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    ‘Oh, no,’ he thinks to himself, staring blankly at the unfamiliar reflection in the mirror. ‘I could have at least been someone relevant to the plot, like Gojo or Sukuna. Instead I’m a background character.’

    Recognition sinks him further into despair, when it finally creeps in and he puts a name to his own face.

    ‘Oh, no. I’m the sexist.’

     

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    An attempt at a SI-fic with a character not quite lucky enough to be given easy access to the main cast. Sporting a fresh case of “amnesia” and a disgustingly overpowered cursed technique to balance out his ineptitude, the casual fan who’s replaced Naoya Zen’in has enough on his plate without having to muddle through clan politics and the social repercussions of incarnating as such an utter bastard. It’s going to be really hard to save the world and not die when he’s barely involved in the original plot … and when he never even finished the damn manga.

     

    Maybe he’s only half-lying when he says he doesn’t remember anything.

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    16 Mar 2025