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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Bilbo discovers that although dwarves and hobbits may speak the same language, that does not exempt them from unfortunate misunderstandings.

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    After retiring to the Shire with Bilbo, Thorin gets acquainted with one of the Shire’s most beloved fall traditions: pumpkin carving.

    Entry for Bagginshieldtober’s prompt “Home”.

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  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    Bilbo Baggins, esteemed bachelor of the Shire, is less than pleased at many things during the start of his quest to slay a dragon with the joyous company of thirteen Dwarves and a particularly meddlesome Wizard. But, above all, he especially loathes the food --- in particular, the bread. Which is why he brought his very own sourdough starter to feed along the journey, leading him to secretly scurrying off into the night to grow it (for Dwarves, as they are, would most definitely make fun of him).

    And as nosy as they were, two Dwarven princes can't help but follow Bilbo one night to see what on earth he was doing, bringing them to a grave, completely avoidable misunderstanding that has the Company of Thorin Oakenshield scrambling to rid their new burglar of his...'destructive habits'.

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    03 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Bilbo, who had been contentedly blowing smoke rings with his pipe, paused. He blinked, tilting his head as he looked at Thorin. He rolled the sounds of the word around in his mind, but they didn't land anywhere familiar.

    "I beg your pardon, Thorin," Bilbo said politely, tapping his pipe against a stone. "You said there was much... mer-der? Is that a type of weather? Or perhaps a particularly nasty form of mountain goat?"

    The circle went silent. Dwalin, who had been sharpening a dagger, stopped mid-stroke. Balin adjusted his spectacles, peering at Bilbo with genuine curiosity.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    the dwarfs find out bilbo has been raising frodo alone.

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