Chillinmetaphorically
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Journalistic Integrity by Chillinmetaphorically
Fandoms: The Black Tapes Podcast, Tanis (Podcast)
30 Nov 2018
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Nic is having trouble casting his new show, Alex uses her favorite romance novel to con her way into her subject’s heart and get the perfect story, and Strand feels like a Real Housewife of the Pacific Northwest
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Harry Potter and the Rules Against Perpetuities by Chillinmetaphorically
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Nov 2018
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“You see,” explained Hermione, “Often times people try to control future generations by delaying the vesting of property, but they often have poor foresight and property can be more valuable another way. Because of this, there’s a Rule Against Perpetuities.”
“What in the name of Merlin is a perpetuity?” Malfoy sneered.
Harry and Hermione start a law firm and teach their new client Draco Malfoy a little bit about trusts and estates
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Three months later, things are mostly back to normal.
And then there's an accident.
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27 Feb 2026
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“This is the most thought that anyone, of all time, ever, has put into adjusting a driver’s seat, Eddie.”
“Buck—”
“I’m serious. That rearview mirror has lived through so many angles and lives in the past six minutes that it’s about to start recounting its first-hand experience on the Titanic.”
Just for that, Eddie reaches up between them and tweaks the mirror again. A ray of sunlight hits it and bounces across Buck’s eyeline. Buck’s face scrunches up as he rushes to shield his forehead with one hand. It does not remind Eddie whatsoever of a small, bashful dog hiding behind its soft paw, because that would be deranged. He twists the mirror back into position.
“The Titanic probably would have gotten us to Nashville better than this truck.”
Buck’s indignant squawk rings out in time with the turnover of the engine as Eddie hits the ignition.
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Gay Thoughts: A New (Nissan) Frontier
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25 Feb 2026
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He should be glad of it. He doesn’t want people to know he’s struggling, and they don’t. But why doesn’t Buck know? He’s always known, always seen through Eddie’s carefully constructed walls and carved himself a door into them. Even when Eddie resisted, even when he pushed back, Buck ducked his head and shoved through and found the tender hurt Eddie was guarding, cupped his hands around it and held until it didn’t ache so much.
And now Eddie’s bleeding internally, swollen with regret, and Buck doesn’t say a thing. Eddie can’t ask him to. If he opens his mouth, he might just start screaming.
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There's distance between Eddie and Buck. Eddie isn't falling apart. These are two equally true statements.
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29 Jan 2026
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“Can I-and I apologize if this is overstepping, in any way,” Alex continues, her voice mercifully dissolving the mental image Eddie had cursed himself with.
“But, since we’re here, I just wanted to offer."
She digs around in her purse for a moment, and Eddie looks at Buck. He raises his eyebrows in a question, and Buck shrugs.
Sure. Now he knows what Eddie is thinking.
Alex discards her purse and looks up at Buck and Eddie.
“Well, I can’t find my cards, but I’d be happy to give you guys my information.”
Eddie narrows his eyes in genuine uncertainty.
Buck leans forward, elbows on his knees, and asks the question they’re both thinking.
“Information for what, exactly?”
“Right, sorry, I wasn’t super clear,” Alex says with a shake of her head. She smiles brightly. “I do couples counseling, too. First session is on me, if you guys are interested. I have plenty of experience with long-term partners. LGBT included, so you’d feel right at home!”
Eddie leans forward now, mouth open in shock.
“How–”
Eddie doesn’t finish the thought, because Buck is choking. Of course.
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the 9x08 coda where Alex the SMART lady clocks them bad
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23 Jan 2026
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“Would you date me if I was a girl?”
Eddie's question surprises them both, air between them full of breath-held tension before Buck scoffs, eyebrows furrowing but mouth curling into a toothy smile.
“Dude, I would date you right now,” he answers easily, not really stopping to consider the other options. Then, he volleys back, “Would you date me if I was a girl?
Eddie raises his eyes to Buck’s high, dark ceiling and does actually think about it for a lengthy moment, turning the concept over in his hands like a Rubik's cube. He tries to imagine Buck as a woman, dirty blond curls framing his face, muscular build, same baby blue eyes and the pink birthmark. Not much would change in the end and Eddie already likes all the parts of Buck he knows now.
“Yeah, Buck, I would.”
Buck smiles wider at that, clearly pleased, and buries a yawn in his pillow. His fingers go a little slack as their interconnected hands rest between them, clearly inching further towards sleep. “Maybe you should,” he mumbles.
or: Buck and Eddie sleep together platonically through the years of their friendship, unaware they're falling in love.
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