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    His outstretched glove hangs there, frozen, as the noise of the arena mutates into a ringing buzz. Then he’s moving, pushed away by Marlow, and then Boston’s goalie. There’s a flurry of movement, a trainer with a towel, more blood dripping onto the ice, and he just. Stands there. Staring.

    Ilya is helped off the ice. Shane doesn’t even tap his stick.

    Remember when Sidney Crosby caught a puck with his jaw? That doesn't happen to Shane. That happens to Ilya.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    So now they were heading to see Roz. Bood couldn’t lie and say he hadn’t pulled the A card for this hospital trip mostly to get to come and see Roz. No, not just Roz. Roz and his boyfriend. Roz and the honest-to-god motherfucking boyfriend that none of them had known that he’d had. Roz and the boyfriend he all but definitely moved to Ottawa for. Bood was over the fucking moon. There was no way in hell Rozanov was ever missing another barbecue.

     

    A short sequel of sorts to 'Crashing' in which Bood and Dykstra make a trip to the hospital the day after Shane drives down to be with Ilya after the plane crash. Revelations, tenderness, and humour ensue.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    5 times the centaurs see how completely Ilya Rozanov loves Shane Hollander
    and 1 time they love each other in private.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    “If you ever talk about my fiancé like that again, then I will end your career.”

    The words are pure vitriol, dripping from Shane’s mouth like venom from the fangs of a snake. He doesn’t raise his voice, he doesn’t even sound angry, he just sounds lethal. Like a man you don’t want to cross. Like a man who fully intends to honour his promise…or threat.

    He’s met with stunned silence.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    It had been about a year since the photograph.

    The angle was wrong. Or right, depending on your perspective. Someone three tables over, a girl in her mid-twenties - not your stereotypical hockey fan, but someone who was clearly chronically online and lacked boundaries - had captured the moment. Ilya’s hand on Shane’s knee, both rings somehow visible. The photo had been posted to Twitter with a simple, “I’M STARTING A RUMOR?!!??? #HOLLANOV”

    They’d finished their dinner and left the restaurant, not knowing that by midnight the photo would have four thousand retweets and a full analysis with red marker annotations in a major MLH subreddit.

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    or: Shane and Ilya were outed one year into their marriage and things slowly go terribly, terribly wrong.

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    15 Mar 2026