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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by Cocca21
19 Nov 2024
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Hermione gets more than she bargained for when Malfoy gets hit by a spell during their mission, leaving her to deal with five time-jumping Malfoys!
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Bookmarked by Cocca21
07 Aug 2024
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Single father Draco Malfoy adored his son.
And had decided that for his first Yule, Scorp deserved a priceless gift for being such a good little boy. And what was more priceless than getting him a mother?
Getting him Granger as a mother.
(Which would be a very convenient present as Draco Malfoy was terribly and irrevocably in love with her.)
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Bookmarked by Cocca21
29 Jul 2024
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Wanderlust (A Wanting Weasley Spin-Off) by Ashabadash
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2024
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Portia Parkinson liked how her life was going just fine, thank you very much. She had her job, her books, her sister Pansy, and she needed nothing else more.
Then she ran into Charlie Weasley in a bookstore, and suddenly everything changed.
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A spin-off story from my OC Portia Parkinson, set in the Wanting Weasley universe. It can likely be read on its own without too much confusion
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- Part 18 of Wanting Weasley
Bookmarked by Cocca21
06 May 2024
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Thirty minutes in, one very expected thing, one totally unexpected thing, and one thing that shouldn’t really be unexpected all were happening.
Expected: Pansy's sister abandoned her. Portia had not returned, and instead, the shopkeep from the bookstore delivered a message to Pansy that ended up being a little winky face.
Unexpected: The Cannons were tied with the Harpies 50-50
What Pansy should have expected? That she was having a great time hanging out in the corner of the Leaky Cauldron on a Saturday afternoon, cheering on a Quidditch match with Ron Weasley.
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- Part 10 of Wanting Weasley
- Part 2 of The 5th Annual Remus Lupin Foundation Gala
Bookmarked by Cocca21
02 May 2024
