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    At her breaking point, Narcissa risks everything and follows a hunch she has on Severus Snape to save Draco from the Dark Lord constant torture. That’s how Draco Malfoy ends up waking up in a tent in the middle of nowhere, Potter, Weasley and Granger perched over him, his wrists bound to an old camping cot and his wand nowhere to be found.

    His mother had exchanged his life for a cup, a stupid cup, entrusting him to their helpless enemies.

    She had clearly lost her mind.

    ‘It’s not just a cup’ said Granger gritting her teeth.

    ‘It’s not just a cup’ Draco repeated mocking her.

    ‘This is going to be a disaster’ muttered Potter massaging his temples.

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    26 Jan 2024

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    Woke up on the wrong side of reality by Nyx_Fedra
    At her breaking point, Narcissa risks everything and follows a hunch she has on Severus Snape to save Draco from the Dark Lord constant torture. That’s how Draco Malfoy ends up waking up in a tent in the middle of nowhere, Potter, Weasley and Granger perched over him, his wrists bound to an old camping cot and his wand nowhere to be found.
    His mother had exchanged his life for a cup, a stupid cup, entrusting him to their helpless enemies.
    She had clearly lost her mind.
    ‘It’s not just a cup’ said Granger gritting her teeth.
    ‘It’s not just a cup’ Draco repeated mocking her.
    ‘This is going to be a disaster’ muttered Potter massaging his temples.

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    Harry Potter was sure he had a concussion.

    He had just gained awareness of the world around him a moment ago and everything was so – disorienting, not to mention he couldn’t recall anything recent. His sight was blurry and almost black – not that his eyesight was good before, but he wasn’t blind, alright?

    He was pretty sure these were all signs Hermione mentioned before.

    So yes, Harry Potter had a concussion and he couldn’t move any of his limbs and that probably had something to do with the concussion he had previously mentioned. Weren’t concussions just hits to the brain anyways?

    “She is beautiful.”

     

    Fuck.

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    Harry Potter woke up as Shikamaru's younger sister and he would be damned if anyone thought he wasn't going to do anything about the freaking system where everyone thought child soldiers were perfectly fine.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Ambrosius by Majestic_Phoenix
    Harry Potter was sure he had a concussion.
    He had just gained awareness of the world around him a moment ago and everything was so – disorienting, not to mention he couldn’t recall anything recent. His sight was blurry and almost black – not that his eyesight was good before, but he wasn’t blind, alright?
    He was pretty sure these were all signs Hermione mentioned before.
    So yes, Harry Potter had a concussion and he couldn’t move any of his limbs and that probably had something to do with the concussion he had previously mentioned. Weren’t concussions just hits to the brain anyways?
    “She is beautiful.”
    Fuck.
    Or,
    Harry Potter woke up as Shikamaru's younger sister and he would be damned if anyone thought he wasn't going to do anything about the freaking system where everyone thought child soldiers were perfectly fine.

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    Sqh accidentally unlocks edit mode in his world-sized word doc and proceeds to do almost nothing with it. Almost.

    (8 parts planned in total for the series.)

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    21 Jun 2023

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    System Override by Zizzani
    Sqh accidentally unlocks edit mode in his world-sized word doc and proceeds to do almost nothing with it. Almos
    I recommend this 👌 👏 👍 i had fun reading!!!

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    Mobei Jun may be a powerful demon lord, second-in-command only to his OP son, but why was he constantly finding himself dangerous scenarios? Why does a lowly peak lord have to be the one to keep bailing him out of trouble?! Please give this servant a break, my king!

    Or, all the times Shang Qinghua was promoted in Mobei Jun’s service.

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    22 Jun 2023

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    Performance Appraisal by kuumpiim
    Mobei Jun may be a powerful demon lord, second-in-command only to his OP son, but why was he constantly finding himself dangerous scenarios? Why does a lowly peak lord have to be the one to keep bailing him out of trouble?! Please give this servant a break, my king!
    Or, all the times Shang Qinghua was promoted in Mobei Jun’s service.

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    “If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”

     

    Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”

     

    “A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”

     

    “And you die once it happens.”

     

    Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”

     

    “How far?” Mobei-jun growls.

     

    “There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”

     

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    Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.

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    22 Jun 2023

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    Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
    “If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
    Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
    “A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
    “And you die once it happens.”
    Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
    “How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
    “There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
    Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.