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A Good Manor Must Be a Little Haunted by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
10 Feb 2026
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Danny's been High King for years now. More than half his life. His parents? Reformed. His arch nemesis? Retired. The GIW? Still there, but not much of a threat anymore. Until someone got a lucky shot with a brand new, and extra nasty weapon that left Danny fighting not to just retreat into his core.
Good thing Frostbite told him about a way to condense himself to save energy and heal. Sure, making himself shrink is a little weird, but as long as it gets the job done, right? A quick portal jump and he'll be home and can just rest and relax until he's strong enough to go back to normal.
...Maybe he jumped a little too far. Because he's never heard of this Gotham place, and who the heck is Batman? Wait, they've got superheros here?! (And they're cute. Oh no.)
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Small Matters Extras by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2026
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Extras written for "The Small Matter of Divinity." A collection of one-shots taking place around and after the fic. Will add tags as they come up.
Individual summaries will be in the notes. <3
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- Part 2 of Small Matters
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Vintage by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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Mobei-Jun keeps a small god close to him, because he is the favorite.
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- Part 5 of GTober Scum Villain Oneshots
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Ghosts and Pollen by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
13 Oct 2025
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Turns out, ghosts like Danny are absolutely suceptible to Poison Ivy's pollens. At least some of them.
Good thing Danny's got his lovers around to work him through it.
Written for Kinktober 2025
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- Part 7 of Coffeetailor's Kinktober 2025
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Dangers of Going for a Swim by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
08 Oct 2025
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Jason gets dragged off to Phantom's Keep when Danny has to get some work done, and decides to go skinny dipping in the pool he finds. He's not alone for long.
Follows after "A Victorious Loss"
Written for Kinktober 2025
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- Part 6 of Coffeetailor's Kinktober 2025
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Small Matters by Coffeetailor
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2026
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"Small Matter of Divinity" with collected extras and anything else that gets added for it.
- Words:
- 191,550
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 93
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GTober Scum Villain Oneshots by Coffeetailor
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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My collection of SVSSS oneshots written for GTober 2023, all originally posted to tumblr. They will mostly figure Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun.
- Words:
- 1,732
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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Coffeetailor's Kinktober 2025 by Coffeetailor
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DC Extended Universe, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Superman - All Media Types
14 Oct 2025
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Oneshots written for Kinktober 2025. Unless otherwise stated, these are unconnected and exist purely as oneshots.
All characters involved are adults.
- Words:
- 16,178
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 36
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Forced Perspective by unbreakabledawn
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
09 Mar 2026
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When unforeseen circumstances force Bruce into staying with Clark and Lois, Clark can look forward to finally seeing Lois and Bruce properly introduced. There's just one small problem.
Written for the Superbatlane Flash Bang 2026.
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“What is that?” Lois says curiously, pulling Clark out of his thoughts.
“Bruce is, uh,” Clark stumbles over his words. He decides to just extend his hands instead in explanation, showing off his tiny charge.
Lois blinks. It takes her a moment to even spot the tiny figure in his hands. Bruce doesn’t move a relative inch, arms hanging stiffly by his sides. Once comprehension dawns on her, her eyes widen in surprise.“Oh my god.” She presses her fingers to her mouth, but Clark can still see the shape of her smile peeking through.
The small movement of Bruce crossing his arms across his chest draws Clark’s gaze down to him, but he can’t see Bruce’s expression from here. No doubt he’s wearing a fierce scowl.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,627
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4
- Kudos:
- 29
- Bookmarks:
- 3
- Hits:
- 268
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
10 Mar 2026
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Summary: Dr. Enzo Martinez was about to go home after a long day of researching when their infamous troublemaker agents suddenly brought him a "gift." He was not happy with them.
Phic Phight prompt by Nocturna Starr: It turns out that the views of Agents O and K are not held by the rest of the Guys in White... which they discover when they bring in a fourteen-year-old half-ghost kid for painful experiments. Heavily Inspired by Shift by Alexa_Piper
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- Part 1 of Liminal Connection Series
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
01 Feb 2026
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Tim's Ghost Husband Material?? by CherryQueen666
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
08 Mar 2025
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Tim just wanted a moment of peace to drink his over caffeinated coffee. He may have made a mistake Drinking it in a cemetery because now he has been kidnapped by two ghosts??? Apparently ghosts are a thing now. They have dragged Tim before a throne and just yelled something so outlandish that Tims brain is struggling to keep up. At least by the end of this weird ordeal he gets a cute date.
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“BABY POP WE GOT YOU A HUSBAND!” The guitar one yelled making Tim’s ears hurt from the volume.“Wait, what. Husband?” Tim looked between the two women who now looked down at him from where they hovered holding his arms and smirked.
“Well of course hottie. We went to the mortal world to get our cutie pie a husband. Just like he said he wanted.”
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- Part 5 of Gotham Meets Ghosts
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
01 Feb 2026
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To feel known by BlankHound
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Jan 2026
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Many people look at space with fear or reverence, hope or dismay, helplessness or uncanniness, or some mix of feelings that just can't be explained. It has inspired humanity for as long as we have been able to dream.
Tim Drake looked at space and felt awe, felt hope.
And one day, space looked back.Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
01 Feb 2026
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From anon:
What about alpha clark knotting bruce’s mouth? (Reassuring him that if he just keeps swallowing he won’t drown)Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
21 Jan 2026