CrashedKayak_4_Life



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Recent series

  1. Tim Archivist AU by

    Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)

    09 Apr 2026

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  2. CrashedKayak_4_Life Jmart Week 2026 Entries by

    Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)

    09 Apr 2026

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    3,594
    Works:
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  3. CrashedKayak Universe: DEAD² by

    Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

    05 Feb 2026

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    4,690
    Works:
    2

  4. Torturing my OC's (like a good parent should!) by

    Fandom Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

    06 Dec 2025

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    3,530
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    Sunny gets disowned and becomes a cryptid to avoid confronting his issues by

    Fandoms: OMORI (Video Game)  

    15 Apr 2025

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    Sunny told the truth. He finally achieved the freedom he so longed for.

    Unfortunately, his mom is bad at regulation and accidentally gave him too much freedom by promptly disowning him.

    Out of options, Sunny does the only thing he can think of and decides to become a cryptid to haunt Faraway Town.

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    Bookmarked by CrashedKayak_4_Life

    01 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    4

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    Inside, In the Dark by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    04 May 2020

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    Aziraphale’s nightmares about holy water are nothing new. After Armageddon, they feature a bathtub.
    OR
    Five times, Aziraphale watches Crowley die horribly in his dreams. One time, Crowley finds out about it.

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    Bookmarked by CrashedKayak_4_Life

    17 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hehehehe pain

  3. Public Bookmark 8

    All This Anxiety feat. Mx. Sims by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    19 Aug 2025

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    "Martin?"

    "Hm?"

    "You know... If you would like... You could go sit with the others. I'm sure Tim and Sasha would love to have you."

    "No, it's okay."

    "Are you sure?"

    "Mhm."

    "Well... I'm not the best, uh, lunch companion." Well isn't that an understatement. "I'm not all that good at... Talking, per say."

    "Oh, Jon, I promise-" He gets cut off.

    "No, Martin. I swear, I won't be mad."

    "Jon-" Cut off again.

    "You really should just- you know- it would be better if-"

    "Jon!"

    Finally, Jon shuts up. "W-What?"

    "It's fine, my love. I'm happy to sit with you."

    Well then, if that didn't turn its cheeks red. "Ah... Alright then."

    OR

    Jon has major, major social anxiety and Martin offering to sit with them may or may not make everything worse. 3.8k words of me projecting my anxiety and experience with autism onto one of my favorite soggy british horrorpod men <3

    Also Martin calls Jon pet names every chance he gets because i said so

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    Bookmarked by CrashedKayak_4_Life

    12 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fren

  4. Public Bookmark 30

    Four Times They Almost Had Sex, and One Time They Still Didn't by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    30 Aug 2022

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    Falling into domesticity and their newfound relationship at Daisy's safe house, Jon begins to wonder why Martin hasn't asked him to have sex yet.

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    5/5
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    Bookmarked by CrashedKayak_4_Life

    12 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yermy nermy gay Bois being very yermy uhm, soup!

  5. Public Bookmark 21

    In the waves my feelings will be undone by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    09 Feb 2021

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    The creature looks to his hand, and then back up to his face.
    "My name is Jon."

     

     

    Peter is bored, and the Atlantic is full of curious lifeforms that really ought know better than to bother him.

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    Bookmarked by CrashedKayak_4_Life

    31 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the start of my down watd spiral and mermaid Jon