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    Now, see, Fury is a pretty reasonable guy. He puts up with Tony Stark without killing him, yeah? That has to count for something. Especially when taken into consideration that he's Director of a spy--sorry, intelligence--agency. But even he has to resist the urge to pull out his nonexistent hair when there's HYDRA, and the fact that a good third of his agents' loyalties are mostly towards their mysterious cousin...who tipped them off to the snake infestation in the first place.

    Fury is a pretty reasonable guy. He just wants to know if this cousin is another fucking alien, and then he'll figure it out from there.

    (He isn't, as it turns out, but he does open up a whole new bag of cats. Insert a long-suffering sigh.)

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    A series of "5 times" stories about Darcy Lewis and her dad, James Buchanan Barnes...and the pair of them ambushing everyone with the information.

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    Other people always seem to be in awe of Spock's perfect poise and control. But then, those people don't have access to his reports. Humor.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    In hindsight, Dick shouldn’t have begun impersonating Bruce for Justice League meetings.

    Yes, Bruce had given Dick permission to go in his place as a proxy, but really, it was his fault for assuming that Dick was going to attend as Nightwing. But then Jason found out, and then Tim joined in, then Steph, Cass and Damian, but hell, what else was he supposed to do? Leave them out of the most elaborate hoax in Robin history?

    At first it was hilarious, one-upping the core members of the JL, but it’s been years and they’re all in too deep now.

    Or; a Batfamily reveal fic with a twist

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.

    In public, out of costume.

    Gotham reacts.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Kirk meets a Vulcan, marries a Vulcan, and apparently outrages the entire Vulcan government in one day. He's an overachiever like that.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Cryptid scientist Spock is absolutely hilarious and I adore this.

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    Tim hacks into the Bat-Computer and finds Alfred's personal cell number.

    This is the result.

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    31 Jan 2026