Cuttlefish_Conundrum
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Long life has taught Geralt patience, Jaskier is not nearly as drunk as he thinks he is, and every man has their limits.
“What are you doing?”“What am I doing,” Jaskier mocked sourly as he scrubbed. “What does it look like I’m doing. I’m not about to make love to you stinking of roast mutton and cheap perfume!”
As Jaskier surfaced from rinsing soap from his face, Geralt said reasonably, “There are worse things than mutton.”
“I’m not going to make love to you stinking of those either!”
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To a witcher, touch is almost never a good thing.
Touch means something or someone has gotten too close. Close enough to rend open the places where armour doesn’t protect the vulnerabilities underneath. Close enough to see the pulse where it beats just under the surface, to identify where to strike.
To Geralt, touch is everything beyond that, too. He craves the moments where touch doesn’t mean pain, damage, or potential death, but where it means safety and care. In a witcher’s life, those moments are far and few between.
Geralt bears it and watches the seasons change until he can take out that part of himself for winter, and let it breathe.He’s used to it, and he’s already endured it for decades when he meets Jaskier
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- Part 1 of Witcher love language
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17 Mar 2026
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They were somewhere between pleasantly warm and nearly drunk when Jaskier looked seriously at Geralt and said, "Do some witchering on me." Geralt snorted and drank his ale, shaking his head.
"Something small. I'm just curious. I've seen your magic all the time on other people."
"It's not a party trick, Bard." Jaskier hummed thoughtfully, in a note that Geralt had come to know meant "I'm not letting this go."
"Fine." Geralt tore a piece of bread off the chunk he was eating and held it up in front of Jaskier's eyes. "See this?" He cast the sigil for Axii in his other hand, gently touching Jaskier's mind. "You want this more than you've ever wanted anything. And you can't have it." He pulled the bread slightly away, studying Jaskier's face. Nothing changed. Geralt grunted again. "Didn't work."
"How do you know?" Jaskier asked dryly, eyes flicking to the crust of bread before his face smoothed out into its usual pleasant expression.
"Because you always look at me like that." Geralt tossed the bread aside, surprised at the swiftness with which Jaskier snatched it up. "...hm."
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- Part 1 of Conversations
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Starting from Zero by Dira Sudis (dsudis)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Oct 2020
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Jaskier called him my friend, which Geralt thought he had probably said before, but it didn't sound like a hollow turn of phrase today. It sounded like Jaskier might actually mean that literally.
That couldn't be right, but Geralt wasn't about to ask Jaskier whether he meant any of that.
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The Languid Touches of True Love in the Night by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 May 2020
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Witchers have slow heartbeats and slow blood flow, makes it a lot more difficult to bleed out in battle. But there is another consequence of this mutation - it takes a long time for a witcher to get hard and orgasm during sex. They compensate with a particular potion, and Geralt has rather failed to mention this to Jaskier for the two years they have been together. Until he runs out of the potion when they are practically on vacation and has to explain it to Jaskier.
Jaskier is very intrigued just how long it will take without the potion to make Geralt feel good.
Happy, gentle sex with two men who adore each other.
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- Part 1 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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