D4V3STR1D3R
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Dave Strider is aware, just vaguely, that he’s being majorly fucking uncool right now. It’s hard not to be. Even though his whole thing revolves around being cool, he just can’t seem to bring himself to care. He knows its just being washed, but he still really misses his stupid cape.
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about Rose’s alcohol struggle. Takes place about halfway through the meteor. Please know that this is NOT a shipfic.
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Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.
“Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”
“Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”
“Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”
Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it!
Updates weekly on Puppet Mondays.
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09 Mar 2026
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It’s an honesty that you only ever get here, in the early hours of the morning, after months of knowing him in this way, the way of private moments tinged with blood.
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10 Feb 2026
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You can’t be mad for long. Dave is laughing, but it’s not as mocking as you’re used to. Now that you think about it, you’re not sure if you’ve heard him this excited about any film you’ve watched together before. He showed you a film he unironically loves. That’s right. You’re not hoofbeastshitting. Unironically. Your pump biscuit does something funny.
Or: Dave and Karkat talk about Fight Club and more
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18 Nov 2025
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Dave wasn't shocked when Dirk came to him to say he'd fucked up. Fucking up seemed to be the typical Strider skill at this point, especially his brother. But when he'd told him that he'd somehow merged different splinters into himself and that they were fighting for his body, he wasn't so sure if Dirk was telling an awful joke, or if he had genuinely made the biggest of all fucking mistakes.
Quickly, he realised, it wasn't a joke at all.
And oh boy. Dirks were insufferable.
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01 Oct 2025
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Two kingdoms. One fragile treaty. And a marriage no one asked for.
Prince Dave Strider never had a choice—not in his family, not in his future, and certainly not in being handed over to a demon he’s never met. Behind his shades and quick wit lies a boy who’s been used, overlooked, and treated like a pawn his whole life.
Prince Karkat Vantas doesn’t want this either. Branded the black sheep of the demon court, scarred and trained to kill instead of rule, he’s the last person anyone would pick for diplomacy. But now he’s the face of his kingdom’s uneasy alliance.
Bound together by politics and watched by families who see them as tools, not sons, Dave and Karkat are forced into each other’s orbit. They’re supposed to endure it, smile for the crowd, and play their roles.
But when two unwanted heirs are pushed into a marriage meant to save a world, what happens if they find something worth saving in each other instead?
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14 Sep 2025