Da_Bees
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- Dream SMP (2)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Undertale (Video Game) (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
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Just warmups that I liked enough to share but mostly star sans poly
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[Podfic] The Lone Wolf and The Hermit by Da_Bees for SilverWing15
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF, Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 May 2023
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“Grian?” someone asks, and another guy pokes his head around the corner. He’s got a fuckign moustache, like, a stereotypical handlebar moustache. Tommy didn’t think that was a thing that people actually did. “What’s with the hole?”
“Mumbo!” the avian guy--Grian?--says, “is this your wolf?”
Motherfucker.
The moustache guy, Mumbo--what kind of fucking name is that?--looks at Tommy. “Uh, no? Why do you have a wolf in a hole?”
“Well someone’s been stealing my chickens,” Grian says, “so I set a trap, but the only thing I caught was this guy here.”
“Huh, well it wasn’t me. Maybe it was the wolf?”
“They were opening the coop,” Grian says, “I’ve never seen a wolf do that, have you?”
“Well,” the moustache guy says, putting a hand to his chin, “no. But I haven’t seen anyone come over here but you either.”
In unison they both turn to him.
Fucking hell.
OR: Hermit Tommy AU but due to an Unfortunate Oops in the travel between worlds Tommy is now stuck as a wolf -
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“Oh shut up,” Siren shouted back as he began to chase Tommy around the rooftop. They managed to get across from each, bracing to tackle the other. When something happened that caused Tommy to stiffen and Siren to look at him with confusion.
His phone rang. The bubbly tune of The Able Sisters played from the phone in his pocket. The ringtone had been a joke, his favorite tune for his favorite person.
“Is your ringtone the Able Sisters?” Siren asked as if such a concept was too much for his pea brain.
Or Tommy is Vigilante, but villains are really no big deal when he deals with things like father figures, daddy issues, new siblings, and godly family members causing chaos. Poor boy.
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Nightmare stopped in front of him, holding his hand out.
“Give me this dance,” he said. It almost felt like an order.
At this point, so many people were watching that it would be impossible to say no without making everything even worse.
“… god, okay, I’ll try,” Cross mumbled, taking his hand. “I feel like I’m dying inside.”
“Oh, I know,” Nightmare said, smirking. “I know.”
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25 Feb 2026
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He dreaded the ending: no tale of his own, nor a role in a world that centered them, it was only natural. The plot itself was no problem, however; he had a knack for feeling out where things would fall. All characters were the same for him. Antagonists not excluded.
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6 times Ink was surprised by Nightmare vs the one time he surprised him back.
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28 Jan 2026
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Technoblade gives Tommy a long look. Then, he shakes his head. "Fine. Whatever. A runt is…something precious. It's- hm, it's difficult to explain in common." He glances at the other piglin grunting a repetitive sound for a moment.
"Runts are piglins that are smaller than average. Much smaller. They're meant to be cared for. Healthy runts mean a healthy bastion. They're meant to me cherished," the brute pauses before adding on, "they're a good thing."
"Then why the fuck are you calling me that? I'm not a piglin."
Technoblade exchanges another glance with the other piglin. The latter nods with a determined look in his eyes. Technoblade sighs as he turns back to Tommy.
"My friend here is of the opinion that you're a hybrid. A piglin hybrid."
////Tommy should really pay better attention to his surroundings. Otherwise, he might not have ended up abducted by a pack of piglins and dragged back to their base.
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27 Jan 2026
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staying up late is something you're used to at this point. what you're not used to are a bunch of skeletons popping out of your closet.
how and why? those questions means little (for some reason) when you get the company of your lifetime!Bookmarked by Da_Bees
23 Jan 2026
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When Pure Vanilla throws open the balcony doors and holds his staff aloft, the first thing he sees are the tree’s branches devoid of his feathered friends. It’s an unwelcome sight, a clear departure from their usual routine. Had something happened? Has someone drawn them away?
A flutter of movement draws his eyes upwards towards the roof; instantly, relief floods through Pure Vanilla’s jam. The flock is mercifully still here, perched above his head on a nearby rooftop. They are, however, strangely silent and still, huddled closely together while glancing between Pure Vanilla and the tree. Pure Vanilla follows their nervous gaze, peering into the branches as he holds his staff high –
Only to spy a long, lithe form curled in the shadows.
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- Part 3 of Jamma Jambound's SDVN works
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17 Jan 2026