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Ed tunes Izzy out, lets him work it out of his system. He jots his New Year’s resolutions on a Post-It, pretending to take notes as Izzy rants.
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3. Get out
That evening, Ed finds the Post-It in his coat pocket and sets off along the western end of the orchards, where the old stump fences still mark the property line. It’s bitter cold, and he should have worn thermals, but the burn of the air in his lungs eases the ache in his chest. It’s a clear night, and the stars are brilliant, and maybe this year, something will change.
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Bookmarked by DidEveryoneGetCake
21 Feb 2026
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Well, if that didn’t do something funny to Stede’s stomach! “Oh?” he asked, hoping it didn’t sound too intrigued, that it maybe landed just this side of propriety. “Well, then, maybe I should hire you as a consultant! I could write the first queer cowboy novel with a bit of veracity.”
Was he flirting? He figured he probably was. It hadn’t been an intentional choice, per se, but the heart wants what the heart wants, and Ed was incredibly attractive, and he seemed like the kind of man whose company Stede could really enjoy– the kind who might even enjoy his.
“I’d be willing to give it a look,” Ed said, and it sounded very much like he might be flirting, too. His chin had taken on a delightful downward tilt and his eyes looked downright mischievous. “You said you didn’t have plans tonight?”
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A 1970s Gentlebeard Christmas PWP for the 2025 Advint Calindah, December 22.- Language:
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29 Dec 2025
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1972. Ed Teach meets Stede Bonnet in a gay bar. He's the perfect man-- or he would be, if it weren't for one thing.
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29 Dec 2025
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Stede wants Ed, all the time. Ed wants to be wanted, all the time.
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2025
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28 Nov 2025
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Dickonomics by cgandyraham, DidEveryoneGetCake, ferventrabbit, insidethevoid
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2025
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We wrote this while watching a rerun of RuPaul's Drag Race, please enjoy! It's RuPaul's fault.
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18 Mar 2025
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They’d picked up the toy at an oddities table at a market they’d found, and after a quiet discussion with the seller, Ed had insisted on buying it and explaining to Stede later.
Now, Ed is kneeling on a pillow on the floor, cock hard and standing proud away from his body, and head angled back to try to give the scarf some slack. The hook is even more snug than he expected it to be, bulbed end inside him and absolutely perfect how it pulls him taut.
“How’s it feel?”
“Like a hook up my ass,” Ed jokes, but the breathlessness is there. “Feels good.”
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07 Jan 2025
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The shade is so perfect that Ed isn’t sure how he’s supposed to resist, or why he’d even try to. The lingerie set is all lace, practically translucent, a bright, rich purple that speaks to him so directly that he’s in the bathroom figuring out the complicated process of comparing his body to the sizing guide on the website before he’s really thought any of it through.
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01 Jan 2025
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Ed knows hypnosis isn’t real. So when Stede mentions that he knows how to hypnotize people, Ed does the only reasonable thing and dares his co-captain to hypnotize him.
This might, in retrospect, have been a tactical error.
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25 Dec 2024
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My submission for the 2024 OFMD Advent Calendar, featuring Ed and Stede celebrating the winter solstice!
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22 Dec 2024
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“A thigh strap?” he asks.
“Mmhm!” Stede says with a proud nod.
“Huh,” Ed responds.
Stede sets his hand on Ed’s bare knee, sending sparks up Ed’s thigh. “Would you like to try it out?”
“Well…” Ed says, turning the strap over in his hands. “No offense, mate, but I was kind of hoping to bottom tonight.”
“Oh! Oh no. Sorry,” Stede says with a chuckle. “I suppose I haven’t been entirely clear with my intentions. No, I’ll be wearing this tonight, darling.”
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Ed only wants a few things for his birthday, and one of them just happens to be his husband's cock. But Stede can't make anything easy. Of course, he's going to make him work for his real gift.Bookmarked by DidEveryoneGetCake
09 Dec 2024
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Was there a plan here? Did Stede think he never wanted to fuck again? Because Ed definitely wanted to fuck again. Like, a lot.
And now they were here, at the inn, alone. The Revenge had sailed off into a buttery marmalade sunset with the whole crew, so it was just the two of them (and assorted small animals in varying stages of decomposition) in their perfect, partially collapsed new home.
Ed was trying very hard not to think of it as a wedding night.
Especially since it wasn’t one.
Like, at all. They were not married. Not even close! And Stede knew pirate marriages existed—between all mix of genders. They’d just been to one. So if he wanted to be gay pirate married to Ed, he’d have said something.
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It's Ed and Stede's first night at the inn together, and as usual Ed is feeling super normal about it.
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04 Nov 2024
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It took them almost no time to slip into this. Well, in a manner of speaking. Quick, quick, quick, Stede’s sword through Ed’s abdomen, and then a gasping, groaning maw of a wait. And then this: pleasure in pain. Sudden and unending and whenever the other needs it; Stede’s hands grasping for purchase and Ed’s skin prickling.
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- Part 7 of ofmd kinktober ‘24
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08 Oct 2024
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Dear Stranger by manicfanfic, MarriedState (passingfair)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 May 2025
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One afternoon, a young Ed Teach serendipitously stumbles across a message in a bottle near the waves. Though half a world away, he soon forms an unlikely bond with its sender, a lonely boy named Stede Bonnet.
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Dear Stranger is a coming of age story about two long distance penpals and the joys and heartaches of growing up, falling in love, and finding their way to one another.
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06 Oct 2024
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“Heh, we can even just stand around in the sunshine for a while like a couple of silly old trees.”
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double the fun (triple the time for love) by summerlinenss
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Oct 2024
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Ed is puzzled at the sight in front of him. Not in a bad way, just… huh.
Well, that’s not a little surprise at all.
“Stede, that’s a dildo.”
“Spot on!”
Ed picks up the toy to examine it closer. It’s a pretty, vibrant shade of purple, almost neon. Big. Thick. The silicone head naturally curving in a way that looks weirdly familiar…
“Wait, is this your dick?”
written for day four of kinktober: double penetration | daddy kink | "aren't you greedy?"
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- Part 2 of kinktober 2024
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04 Oct 2024
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Stede traces his fingertips up and down Ed’s stockinged soles, ticklish enough that high pitched giggles permeated his moans in time with his desperate rocking.
“Please,” he gasps into the sheets. They were wet from where he’d been chewing on them, mostly to deny Stede the satisfaction of hearing him laugh.
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23 Sep 2024
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Izzy notices the purchase Stede made at port and what it's doing to Edward.
Shameless PWP. Cock cages. Written for OFMD Fetish February.
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“If you say ‘pretty please,’ I’ll do whatever you’d like.”
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Today is a quiet, easy day. They have no guests at the inn. The last crew left yesterday and paid for their rooms with a crate of expensive fabric stolen from a Spanish merchant. Stede wants to wait for Zheng to return, because she knows the best places to sell fine silk and cashmere, and she’ll be able to get the best deal.
But obviously Ed and Stede can keep some pieces to themselves and enjoy them.
Maybe not in the way the merchant intended them to be enjoyed, though.
Admiral Stephenson teaches Merchant Jeff a lesson on cashmere, and Ed and Stede learn a couple of new things about themselves.
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Ed is starving. Not the type of starvation that can be staved off with food. Believe him, he’s tried.
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[Vid] The Way You Move by lilly_the_kid
Fandoms: Universal Soldier (Movies), Double Impact (1991), Hard Target (1993), Death Warrant (1990), Nowhere To Run (1993), Bloodsport (Movies), Kickboxer (1989), Replicant (2001)
11 Jun 2023
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Most of all, I like the way you move.
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20 Aug 2024