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The Ineffable Date by Yelhsabeech
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 May 2020
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"'Well what did you expect to happen?' Aziraphale berated himself internally, 'that someone would actually want to spend an evening with a boring, portly, stuffy, nobody? You should never have bothered with that dating application, you're perfectly fine with your books. You’re an old fool to think this would actually help you find someone. Maybe this time you’ll actually learn.'
He stared hard at his glass of wine, blinking out the burning feeling behind his eyes and took a deep trembling breath.
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16 Mar 2026
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Inn proprietor Aziraphale finds Crowley insufferable. The man is rude and arrogant.
Cafe owner Crowley despises Aziraphale. The man is posh and fussy.
When the National Witch Association is snowed in at Heathrow Airport and is unable to attend the Solstice Dinner event that they booked and paid for, Aziraphale decides to take the chance and invite the lovely people of Tadfield to spend the night at the Inn. If he extends the invitation to Crowley and his niece, it's only out of kindness towards the latter.
Certainly it isn't because he's in any way attracted to Crowley, no. No.The premise of this story is very loosely based on one of our (both, Di’s and Hogs’s) favourite Gilmore Girls episodes The Bracebridge Dinner. You absolutely don't have to be familiar with the show to enjoy this fic, but if you are you might recognise a few references and Easter eggs. No, RP Taylor is not a misspelling. Apart from the bare premise and some references, the two stories don't really have much in common.
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10 Feb 2026
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In which Aziraphale is told to acquaint himself with human sexual customs and practices. There's really only one person to go to for assistance.
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01 Feb 2026
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the yet unknowing world by Ark for stereobone
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jul 2019
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A half-step is all it takes to get Aziraphale close enough to murmur into Crowley’s ear, “Put the light out when you go to bed, and I’ll come to you.”
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26 Jan 2026
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on the same page by Chekhov
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.
So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.
But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.
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25 Jan 2026