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    “I’m injured! I’m supposed to be resting!” Hollander protested, which would have been more effective if anyone at all was asking him to stand up.
    “Pretty sure warming up Shane Hollandbear’s heart and making a wish isn’t putting any strain on your ankle,” Boodram pointed out.

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    When Shane misses a few away games due to a minor injury, the Centaurs take him to Build-A-Bear to make Ilya a Shane bear so he'll be less unbearable (pun unintended) during the roadtrip. It absolutely makes the employee's day.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    ...I guess I should just say it. I was wondering if you'd—”

    “I think we should stop seeing each other.”

    “—like to come to my cottage this summer.”

    The plate slips from Shane's hand and shatters on the kitchen floor.

    Or: Shane doesn't get injured that night Montreal plays Boston. Ilya follows through on his plan to break things off with him. Well, he tries, at least.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “Jar!” Hayes calls out from across the room.

    “What? We didn’t even do anything!” Shane insists, rather indignantly.

    “Oh, please. You can’t look at each other like that and call it nothing. I know that look - I have a wife.”

    “So I can’t look at my husband now?” Ilya whines. “This is workplace bullying!”

     

    (Or, the Centaurs get Ilya and Shane a PDA jar. It doesn’t work.)

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    15 Feb 2026

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    There was nothing standard about Shane and Ilya's relationship, so it really shouldn't have been so surprising that they had their first date over a decade after meeting each other.

    It also shouldn't be surprising that it took roughly five minutes before it turned into a competition.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    At first Shane had been doubtful about how a cowboy related to a Roman soldier, but Ilya had insisted it was based on a movie he’d watched on a plane once. He swore other people would get the reference.

    “We will, uh, how you say, break the internet?” Ilya had said when he pitched the idea in bed last month.

    “I don’t think I’ve ever said that,” Shane had replied, unable to resist the urge to be a little shit. It was their favorite type of flirting.

    “Is expression,” Ilya’d huffed.

    “I don’t think anyone’s said that in at least a decade.”

    “Am I not anyone? I just said it. Keep up, Hollander.”

    For their first Halloween together as a married couple, Ilya convinces Shane to dress up in a couple's costume.

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    03 Jan 2026