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Ineffable Shop of Horrors by Dromio_Impostter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
12 Aug 2024
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On the 21st day of the month of October,
In an early year of a decade not too long before our own
The human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence
And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do
In the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places.AU Human crossover with Good Omens and Little Shop of Horrors.
**Now completed and fully posted for your alien plant / dentist in leather enjoyment **
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Aziraphale scolded; Crowley teased. Aziraphale worried; Crowley promised, usually sincerely, that he knew what he was doing. They had done this dance for years, and it had always ended the same way - Crowley intact, Aziraphale shaken but reassured, the world carrying on.
Then, as if the universe decided it had had enough of Crowley’s playful defiance, his foot slipped.
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When Crowley falls from a substantial height, both he and Aziraphale must embark on a journey of recovery both physical and emotional.
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04 Apr 2026
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as you find the string to strike within me by jadzias
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2023
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“I’ve had a thought,” said Aziraphale.
Where Crowley was concerned, this statement from Aziraphale could generally be relied upon to mean one of two things. The first was that Aziraphale would now attempt to talk him into something he did not want to do, on account of the thing in question being either far too “enriching” (a collection of renaissance-era astronomy books that failed to agree with one another on even the most basic facts of creation, and each took upward of three hundred pages to do it,) or, tragically, to do with the Bentley (which could not, as it happened, be forced into playing Strauss’ Enoch Arden by any means magical or material for longer than thirty seconds at a stretch).
The second was that Aziraphale wanted to try an unconventional sex thing, which he would now struggle valiantly to ask for.
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30 Mar 2026
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Crowley has never seen the face behind his favourite YouTube channel—the one with the candlelight, classic literature, and the voice that lulls him to sleep every night.
Then one rainy afternoon, he walks into a dusty Soho bookshop… and hears that voice.
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- Part 1 of Meet cute stories
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08 Mar 2026
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W(h)ere Is My Cat? by Mimsynims
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Dec 2022
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Aziraphale's cat Clawly keeps mysteriously sneaking out of the house, and then equally mysteriously sneak back in again a few days later. When it occurs to him that the dates of the cat's disappearances might coincide with the days around the full moon, Aziraphale makes a plan, not actually expecting it to lead to anything.
It is a ridiculous notion, really. The moon influencing a cat.
Isn't it?
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- Part 4 of Squirming At Your Feet-ish Prompts
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06 Mar 2026
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He's Your Problem Now by Kechara
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Feb 2026
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Hell caught on a lot sooner to the fact that Crowley hasn't done anything properly demonic in ages and has just been taking credit for humans being awful to each other. After finding out he's committed a few Actual Good Deeds on top of that, he ends up being tortured for conduct unbecoming a demon for a few millenia, until getting traded to Heaven as part of a negotiation. Heaven doesn't particularly want him, but Hell won't take him back, so he ends up on Earth, in a certain angel's bookshop-turned-embassy.
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03 Mar 2026