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Spamton yanked Tenna by the tie and kissed him.
At first, Spamton was certain that he had made a huge mistake. His lips and teeth collided with firm, static glass. Tenna’s screen was smooth and unmoving, like kissing a dinner plate. He probably looked like an absolute idiot.
Then, slowly, Tenna’s face relaxed. The glass melted, like molten honey. A pair of large lips were now pressed against his, and…
Oh god. Oh fuck, yes.💘 A Valentine's Day Special! 💘
Spamton and Tenna have a few too many drinks, and finally let their impulses take the wheel. But is this just a one time fling, or will it blossom into something more?
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10 Mar 2026
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“There will be conditions,” Alastor says, once the door clicks shut behind Vox. Vox clenches one shaking hand against the deadbolt. He swallows, turning only once he’s had time to collect himself and lock the door.
“Yeah of-,” he croaks, and then clears his throat, “Of course. That’s- Yes, whatever you-” he bites back the ‘want’ that threatens to complete that sentence, unwilling to make it any more obvious than it already is how badly he needs this to happen.
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In which Vox is made an offer than he can't even fathom refusing.
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House's (current and former) diagnostic team start a bet: are House and Wilson sleeping with each other or not?
Their boss's two-step plan is simple:
1. Convince his subordinates that they are.
1.5. Fall in love.
2. Profit.Wait, what?
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02 Nov 2025
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When Wilson bets House $20 to wear a tie to work, House scoffs. Easy money.
But then Wilson pulls on House's tie like a leash and his brain short circuits. It's almost too much for his horny old man brain to handle.
And then they make out about it.
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“Your fangs have come out,” House says, staring at his mouth in a way that has Wilson growing restless and distracted. “You're clearly horny for my blood.”
“Do you have to say it like that?”
“Yes. Now come on,” House says, leaning further over the desk, closer to him. “Bite me, bite me, bite me, bite me—”OR: Vampire!Wilson bites human!House. They're both very horny about it.