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Keith and Lance are put into a simulation as punishment for insulting a king. There's only one way to get out, but they can't remember. In fact, they can't remember anything at all...
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16 Feb 2026
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After touching an ancient amulet, Lance and Keith accidentally swap bodies. Not wanting to get in trouble, they decide to keep this to themselves, forced to act as each other until they can swap back.
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16 Feb 2026
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(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake!
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Bookmarked by EggEater69
14 Feb 2026
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“Really?” Lance says instead as he crosses his arms and drags himself closer. “You’re sleeping in your day clothes? Didn’t anybody tell you that’s gross?”
Keith glares but that stupid, cute smile hasn’t fully vanished, almost like he wants to laugh at Lance or maybe this entire situation. “You’d prefer me sleeping naked? Because that’s the only other option. They didn’t lend us pajamas.”
Lance splutters. “First” —he holds up one finger, the middle one— “I didn’t say strip naked. Boxers are perfectly acceptable sleepwear, jerk. And two, I prefer you not sleeping here at all.”
Keith pats the open space next to him. “Come here, scaredy cat. I don’t bite.”
(or the five times Lance “accidentally” kisses Keith and the one time Keith kisses Lance on purpose)
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14 Feb 2026
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“But you decided to get stuck with me for months on end.” Lance’s gaze shifts back to Keith. “Why?”
“You’re the only one who can deal with my bullshit and call me out on it,” Keith continues to indulge Lance. “Not to mention your command and combat skills.”
“All true. You are a bit of a handful.” Lance flushes a light shade of pink at the praise but it must not be as subtle as he thinks because he hears Keith whisper,
“Now that’s cute.”
(or, Lance pines for Keith in not so subtle ways)
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14 Feb 2026