ElfrootWarrior
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Henry Smith, well-known author, has moved to a cul-de-sac with his daughter. He wanted to be near his family, but his heart is wistful for a former childhood friend. A misunderstanding caused a rift between him and Hans Capon. But now, 17 years later, Hans turns out to be one of his neighbours.
It is loosely inspired by Dream Daddy, except Henry won't date half the neighbourhood.
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I can resist everything but temptation by ElfrootWarrior
Fandoms: The Dark Pictures: House of Ashes (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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Salim sometimes wondered how he got himself into this situation. It wasn’t a bad one per se - it was quite wondrous actually - but he never would have thought he’d do such a thing.
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Or: Salim goes on a journey of self discovery after his divorce by watching porn. He finds himself captivated by a particular webcammer. He wouldn't dream of meeting the enticing webcammer JKxxxLove in real life.
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There are things that arresting the man who killed your father doesn’t fix.
For example, Robert’s still got this tendency to catastrophize even when the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and nobody’s actively dying. That particularly breed of depressive anxiety kicked in after his father died, and something tells him that it won’t be going away any time soon.
It's something that not even the afterimage of Stroud in handcuffs, beaten within an inch of his life, can fix.
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05 Apr 2026
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Chad's got some major pressure built up. It's been a while since he's gotten laid. Hell, it's been ages since he's gotten so much as a peck on the cheek. He's starving, aching for some action. Which is the only reason he's graced Robert's shitty apartment with his illustrious form.
It’s the only reason he has his clothes off, ass up and eyes rolling into the back of his head. It’s the only reason he’s allowed himself to be rendered to nothing but useless babbles and praises, spit and sweat steaming off his overheated skin, with Robert’s tongue deep inside his ass, his wide, callous covered hands holding onto his well-toned thighs for dear life.
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02 Apr 2026
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Invisigal accidentally outs Robert as Mechaman in what she thinks is a private conversation with Blonde Blazer, not realizing that Flambae is close enough to overhear her.
Struggling to control his horrible temper, Chad goes to the gym to blow off steam and think…where he finds Robert trapped under the weights.
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Breathe. Count to ten. You’re not a villain anymore…you’re a good man, and you can do good things.
“Ask me to stop,” Chad breathed, the muscles of his arms quivering under the powerful desire to end Mechaman right there in the headquarters. He needed something else, someone else to step in, but they were completely alone. Even the janitors had gone home. “No, beg me to stop.”
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01 Apr 2026
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For many reasons, over many situations, over many shifts Robert has had his head on his desk listening to the worst news unfold around him. Despite this: he’s stuck around. Turns out, becoming and staying a Dispatcher had been the right call. Even after the Shroud Red Ring chaos, even with the Astral Pulse, even with the rebranded suit, Robert doesn’t want to sit in the cockpit anymore. Choosing, instead, to sit at a desk instead. Turns out, he reaches and saves more people that way all along.
That is until today.
Or: Robert is placed in charge of an Office Holiday Party, and receives a surprise gift.
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29 Mar 2026
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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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27 Mar 2026