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Out-of-the-Blue Oneshots by EquivalentExchangeBitch
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Sep 2020
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One shots that come out of nowhere and latch onto me like my (dearly beloved) demented jack russel and won’t let go until I’ve written them.
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I've Seen Stranger Things by Mariieinbloom
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
07 Mar 2026
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11 Mar 2026
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Harry Potter enters his 1st year of Hogwarts, and his story goes just about the same. Only thing that’s different?
He can’t speak.
And Severus Snape just so happens to be the first professor in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to discover the boy’s disability.
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10 Mar 2026
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He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.
And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.
// or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.
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08 Mar 2026
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Lily: i am alive
Lily: hurt
Lily: but they gave me drugs it’s nice
Lily: i want you
Lily: my hands miss yours
or; ilya gets injured on the ice. shane can't handle it.
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08 Mar 2026
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if brokeness is a form of art by timdrakeapologist (dreamingaboutsakuratrees)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
07 Apr 2024
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𝘪𝘧 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘳𝘵,
𝘪 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘺.Of all the things Tim expected to see when he walked into class that day, having Jason Todd as his substitute English teacher was not one of them.
And of all the things Jason expected when he went back to Gotham to annoy the shit out of his Replacement, growing fond of the kid was not one of them.
But oh well, everyone knows life as a teenage vigilante/crime lord is full of surprises.
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06 Mar 2026