EsotericRapport
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This popped into my head while I was driving yesterday and I just couldn't shake it. Blame the devil on my shoulder, but I just had to share.
Behold! My arduous and highly involved submission for the EFA Fic Challenge!
Pack your lunch, cuz this 5 line poem is gonna take up your afternoon.
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There is a crack in everything (that's how the light gets in) by Igetstressedwhenihavetopickusernames
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
15 Mar 2026
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Zoey took in a deep breath from the force of the impact, pushing onto her forearms to apologize to the dancer she just pushed to the ground and was now pseudo-stradling. The apology caught in her throat as she looked down.
Because Zoey didn't tackle a random dancer.
Zoey tackled the person whom Jinu had stuck his neck out to ask if Zoey could have a job.
Zoey had just tackled her boss’s boss’s boss
But Zoey didn't just tackle her boss.
Zoey had just full-on tackled international pop star Ryu Rumi.
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Zoey is a lighting technician who was brought in last minute to help with Ryu Rumi's world tour. She ends up saving Rumi's life her first day on the job, and Rumi takes her out to lunch to thank her. They hit it off and became great friends. Rumi even gets to meet her girlfriend! Rumi obviously isn't homophobic, but for some reason, she gets a prickly feeling when she sees them together.
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16 Mar 2026
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Mira twists back around to look ahead of herself, tapping her fingers against the wheel as she forces back another smile. “No. Anyway, if you need a date, I’ll do it. I can take you back down, though,” she adds, turning back to look at Zoey over her shoulder.
Zoey actually gapes at her, shaking her head rapidly. “Uh, no, absolutely not. I’m already in the car. I’m, like, painfully alone this Christmas. I can also be your date! The more the merrier, right? And what better time to be merry? It’s literally the season for it.”
Rumi looks genuinely horrified. “No! No. No, it’s fine. Please just drive back to the diner, I’m—”
“Are we all dating?” Mira asks. “Or is she, like, just dating both of us separately?”
Zoey clicks her tongue. She almost sounds casual when she says, “No, we’re totally all dating.”
“Cool,” Mira says, nodding. “Can you put in the address?”
Rumi stares at her, eyes somehow getting bigger. She looks so terribly miserable, as if she would rather be anywhere else right now, which is funnier to Mira than she thinks it probably should be. “You can’t be serious.”
(or, the world's worst holiday fake dating au)
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16 Dec 2025
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Mira had hoped her status as a rare female alpha would let her escape her family’s plans, but her arranged engagement to a vapid omega – no matter if she was noble – tossed her hopes out the window. Her only escape from her unpleasant reality is chatting with her best friend, who she is in no way attracted to, Zoey, and now with Zoey’s friend LavenderDemon, who understands her situation all too well.
Rumi had never wanted to carry the weight of her House; an arranged marriage to some knothead alpha dashes her hopes that she could live a peaceful, quiet life out of the spotlight. At least her best friend (and totally not crush) Zoey understands – and so does the kind and protective MirrorVerse that Zoey just introduced her to.
Zoey is in love with her two best friends, but knows better than to hope either could love a half-American beta; So when they both start complaining about an insufferable fiancée, she give their socials to each other so they can sympathize with each other and connect. Maybe if they fall for each other, she can bring her wayward heart to heel.
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The arranged marriage AU that wouldn’t get out of my head- Language:
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20 Nov 2025
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call me, beep me (if you wanna reach me) by glowinggoldenn (audznoteven)
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
21 Nov 2025
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zoey: i'm 22!
zoey: glad we've established we're not middle schoolers and/or middle aged men!mira: i mean, ru could be a middle-aged balding man
mira: they know how to play the accordion after allzoey: WAIT YEAH RU COULD BE SHORT FOR RUPERT.
zoey: OR RUDOLPH.
zoey: i was prancer in my elementary school play and it still haunts me to this dayOr: the wrong number AU where Zoey texts the wrong number (twice), and decides to make a group chat with them. Polytrix ensues.
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11 Nov 2025
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How to handle (and cause) a scandal 101 by HellRiverGenesis
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
21 Feb 2026
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Part 1:
What do you do when a subset of your fans have a very, very incorrect conspiracy theory, but the truth would cause just as much of a scandal?
You yuri bait your audience, obviously!
Part 2:
When Zoey makes #Bottom!Mira go viral, Mira is forced to take dramatically petty action to set the record straight (gay)
Part 3, set pre 1 & 2:
Zoey had realized four things the morning after she had told the whole world about demons.
1)Angry Celine was hot
2)Celine speaking french was hot
3)She could get away with more than she thought she could
4)It was time to cause problems on purposePart 4:
Set pre part 1 & 2
Zoey decides that actually, it was fine and not a PR disaster at all if she was a bit horny on main for once
Part 5:
An interviewer disrespects Zoey and she decides to cause a bit of chaos in return
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09 Nov 2025