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Trouble and Strife (That Means Wife) by Exeniris
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Hades 2 (Supergiant Games Video Games)
06 Mar 2026
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Eris doesn't get attached to people. She doesn't moor herself to anyone because that is a recipe for a tragic disaster. And disasters are meant to be fun. But it sure is a riot trying to make Melinoё care, and hopefully, getting Melinoё to hurt. Surely her emotions won't get the better of her?
Meanwhile, Melinoё can't seem to stay away from Eris, even when every rational part of her says otherwise. How is it that Strife managed to enrapture the Princess of the Dead? And how can she untangle herself before it's too late?
_____“Wow. I was wondering if you were gonna stop doing this crazy obsessive thing for Mel a couple days…no, weeks…however long ago. And you, like, haven’t. Gotta give you kudos for that, man. I literally haunt her and I’m somehow less obsessed,” the apparition said, smirking at Eris all the while.
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“Are you flirting with me, Nancy Wheeler?”
Nancy turned the color of the berries she and Robin had spent the whole morning picking.
“N-No,” she gasped. “No, I was just—I wasn’t—”
“It’s okay, Nance,” said Robin, flashing a toothy grin that bloomed into a soft laugh. “It’s not like I mind.”
Nancy looked at her incredulously. “You…You don’t?”
Robin shook her head. “I’m flattered. Everyone knows you’re the most beautiful woman in Hawkins. It’s kind of nice to pretend that you might want somebody like me as frightfully as we all want you.”
OR: the one in which Nancy Wheeler is the God-fearing daughter of a close-knit community’s corrupt pastor, and the things she longs for Robin Buckley to do to her would make even the Devil blush.
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“S-P,” Lucas repeats, mulling it over. “Any coffee left?”
“Yes,” El says, “but you can only have it if you answer the sports clue.”
“Don’t know it. Give me a different one.”
“El, what’s the V one again? Why is there a V there?”
“Because of 69-Down. ‘Numbered rd.,’ three letters. Abbreviation for road. We put avenue.”
“Avenue is not three letters,” Lucas points out.
El and Max make the same face, but El makes sure to point it directly at Lucas with enough judgy force for the both of them. “You are clearly a crossword imbecile.”
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all that returns to the sea by gimme_a_username
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Feb 2026
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“What would you give for them?”
Furina could have laughed right then and there. “Isn’t it obvious? Everything.” She blinked, as though only now realizing the weight of her words, “I would give everything, a million times over.”
“You, Furina de Fontaine, are the most fascinating human being I have ever met. No violence will reach the shores of Fontaine. Not from my forces, at least.”
Furina sagged with relief. The stress she had been holding in her body since first being called to Neuvilette’s office flowed out of her like an overfilled water balloon that had finally popped.
“There is, of course, one condition for my protection…”
“Anything,” Furina blurted, her heart racing like a million pitter-patters.
“You will marry Arlecchino.”
The Knave, an ever-immovable force who had been oh-so silent for the last hour, promptly choked on her tea.
Or: When the Tsaritsa's war against the world threatens the shores of Fontaine, Furina is forced back into diplomatic matters, tasked with keeping the Fatui away from Fontaine. All goes well until the Tsaritsa demands that Furina and Arlecchino marry in exchange for Fontaine's safety. Frankly, Furina's life must be some sort of cosmic joke.
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06 Mar 2026
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How does the story go, again? A human finds a selkie's skin, and compels her to become his wife. The selkie, bound by the magic of her pelt, has no choice but to obey, to leave behind the only world she's ever known and submit to a life of servitude on land.
But then, if that's all it takes… all she has to do is find one good human, one who won't misuse this power or mistreat her. Someone kind and understanding, who will respect her for who she is. A partner, not a captor.
Someone she can coexist with, someone who will show her the world she longs for. A guide, a friend—someone who will open the door to all the wonders and experiences she's been denied, who will help her navigate a new life above the waves.
Someone who will steal her away from the sea.
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Furina longs for a life above the water. Arlecchino might just be her ticket out.
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- Part 1 of selkie au
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“You can’t have sex?”
Nancy made a face at her. “I’m a vampire, Robin, not a nun.”
Which kind of answered Robin’s question, except—
“Well you say that, but I fucked a nun once,” she blurted, then balked when Nancy’s eyes widened. “I mean—sorry. It’s just that I don’t really believe in impossible.”
If Robin didn’t know it already, she’d have guessed that Nancy had mastered the art of self-control when she sat on both of her hands to restrain herself.
“That’s…way hotter than it has any right to be,” she rasped.
OR: the one in which Nancy can’t differentiate between survival instinct and being in love when she finds herself riding out a snowstorm with Robin Buckley, her first guest in ninety nine years and maybe the closest she’ll ever get to the sun.