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Do they have enough money to be comfortable? Sure. Are they still gonna hop onto this new heist and get a pump of adrenalin? fuck yeah! Namjoon is the plug for jobs, jin is chaos, vminkook start chaos and sope enable it. but joon is no stuck up this guy fools around to annoy jin.
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A prized cow (girl) gets pleasured and plowed by some cowboys in a Calgary Stampede tradition that I invented.
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11 Apr 2026
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"I just don't understand the hype." Mike didn't even look up from his notebook.
"For Valentine's Day?" Max always had a sharp voice, Mike pretended to ignore her, cutting straight to the issue. "You're such a liar. Come on, you're just annoyed you don't have a girlfriend."
Dustin, a traitor that he is, piped in for the first time in the last 15 minutes. "He wasn't even that into it when he had a girlfriend, though? This isn't surprising."
"It's boring. It's boring."
Dustin hummed. "So boring you had to order flowers?"
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OR, Mike complains about Valentine's Day and is, undeniably, a hypocrite.
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15 Feb 2026
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“He really does look like Mike,” Lucas breathes, as he gives Mike’s twin a scan, head to toe.
“Yeah, if Mike were way hotter and a knight?” Max chips in, and Will can vaguely hear Mike muttering again. “He looks so medieval, like he’s from Camelot or some shit.”
“I am Michael,” the knight begins to plead again. He turns his doe eyes back to Will, returning to his side like a diligent guard, even going as far as to reach out and take his hands. “Please, you have to believe me. I would never lie to you. Have I ever broken our oath? Let me prove it.”
Will was a bit preoccupied with gazing into the knight’s eyes, his cheeks flushing under the intense stare and the way his hands were held so gently. Mike had no issues ruining their moment.
“And he’s weirdly obsessed with Will.” Mike sounds even angrier than he did in the woods, and his sharp tone is enough for Will to snap out of his hand-holding to step a respectable distance away from the knight. “We need to send him back to wherever he came from.”
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Mike the Brave ends up in Hawkins and sweeps Will off his feet. Mike has a lot of Feelings™ about it.
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03 Feb 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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24 Jan 2026
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One Way or Another (I'm gonna get ya) by dearcil
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), IT - Stephen King
17 Jan 2026
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“So.” Mike said, raising an eyebrow at the smirking boy in front of him.
“Didn’t Karen tell you to give me a tour? Of course, I’d much rather get one from her, I mean, maybe when she shows me her bedroom we could—”
“First of all,” Mike interrupted, lifting a finger up and poking it at Richie’s chest, “do not call my mom Karen for gods sake," Richie rolled his eyes, "second of all, you already know your way around, Richie. You’ve been here before. Third of all, ew, Richie, she’s your aunt.” Mike finished, sighing and walking over to the fruit bowl on the counter and grabbing an apple out of it.
“Ew, you actually eat that shit?” Richie asked, scrunching up his nose, as if the thought of eating fruit was gross. Mike looked at him incredulously.
Richie was unaffected by this, and addressed Mike’s previous statement, “Well, sure, I’ve been here before, but that was a while ago. I don’t remember much. For all I know, you could’ve moved everything around since last time.” Richie shrugged, completely ignoring Mike’s third statement.
Richie is visiting, and Mike is not liking the interest he's showing in his best(?) friend.
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21 Jan 2026