FinelyDressedSpacemen
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The Real Thing by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
25 Dec 2025
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“What?” Wade shrugs, excessively. “What is that?”
Logan shrugs again. “Whatever.”
“Whatever? I suggest some cliche, fake relationship trope bullshit and you say Whatever?”
“Whatever,” he repeats, a little dangerously. “I said what I said.”
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Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
30 Aug 2025
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Maybe it’s wrong, thinking of a real person he almost kind of knows while he’s reaching beneath the hem of his satin panties and he’s cranking one out in front of a chat room full of strangers.
Wade doesn’t care. Claws1973 is handling the troublemakers like he always does, and Wade is pretending Hot Neighbor Dad is watching him while Wade writhes over the comforter and thinks of that stupid, tufted hair.
He gasps. “Don’t forget to come back tomorrow,” he pants. “Same Pool time, same Pool channel.”
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Wheel, Snipe, Celly by FinelyDressedSpacemen for BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
18 May 2025
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Wade joined the local beer league team for something to do. He never expected to fall in love, and definitely not with the best defenseman in Halifax Wolverine history.
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The Best of Both Worlds by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
08 May 2025
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They hadn’t found it yet: the big, hidden difference between their worlds.
Welp.
“I’ve got a pussy, just like you,” says Logan. “You’re making me regret this conversation.”
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The Best Part of Waking Up by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
25 Dec 2024
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Wade reaches out to take Logan’s rucksack. Logan feels like a dick about it, but he hands it over. Wade’s eyes meet his, bright, but tired. “I missed you, Peanut.” He hikes the bag up higher on his shoulder. “Waited up all night for you.” Something in Logan’s chest shudders.
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Jack isn’t the only one staring. In the aftermath of Whitaker’s offer, Robby seems momentarily shell-shocked, and Dana whispers, “Oh, my God,” softly behind her computer.
A nauseating surge of emotion rushes through Jack’s system. He feels— stupid, like he should run over there and take Robby by the shoulders and lick him in front of everyone. All he wants is for people to know Robby is his.
Looking towards Robby, feeling that panging throb of mine, mine, mine, he has to actually stop himself from hurtling the desk and biting him and marking his territory, and what the actual hell is that all about?
or: five times jack was jealous over robby, and one time he learned that he didn’t need to be.
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22 Mar 2026
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“I’m sorry, the thing you wanted me to see was something from the Wellness Team? Are they buying us Mental Health Pizza again, or do I have to do another mandatory CME PowerPoint on avoiding burnout and making time for myself while actively having my personal relaxation time taken up by said PowerPoint?”
“They never remember to buy night shift Mental Health Pizza,” Jack said mournfully. “You should feel lucky."Or:
Jack convinces Robby to attend Goat Yoga in The Park. It goes roughly as well as can be expected.Series
- Part 1 of we blame the wellness committee
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20 Mar 2026
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Jack had just stepped back onto the main floor when he clocked movement at the ambulance entrance, two guys hurrying in, the smaller one helping a guy with a sweatshirt covered in blood. But something was wrong, some unnamable instinct rising within Jack at the way they moved. It was too fluid, too controlled. Jack knew what the walking wounded looked like, had seen it for years, from war zones to bar fights. This wasn't the injured seeking help; this was men hunting.
Time slowed, Jack's heart rate spiking, the adrenaline dump casting everything in sharp relief—the full ED floor, patients plus shift change meaning twice the usual personnel were here.
Robby was here.
That thought got him moving, Jack approaching laterally. He got there right as the guns came out.
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19 Mar 2026
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Jack Abbot is 41 years old.
He is a grown-ass man, a decorated Army officer, a widower, and someone with completely uncomplicated relationships with terrible coffee, ringing telephones, and the 24-hour clock.
Some of the preceding statements are even true.
Or: Robby and Jack, Pittsburgh, 2016: The beginning of it all.
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11 Mar 2026
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Dana was already explaining: "Mohan was asking if this guy's single," she said, hooking a thumb Jack's way.
Robby lit up like he'd just gotten a gift, turning bemused eyes his way. "Oh, was she," he drawled, enjoying this.
Dana made an indulgent noise. "Apparently she's very taken with our dear Dr. Abbot and wondered if the feeling is mutual." They both looked to Jack then, Dana long-suffering, Robby delighted.
Fuck Jack's life, honestly.
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09 Mar 2026