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Agatha Harkness is a social worker that will do whatever it takes to give the children the best support and family she could possibly provide. Even if it means a little scam once in a while. Take money form the rich and give it to Westview Children’s center.
Rio believes in the law but enjoys the idea of vengeance.
They both adore the sweetest kid of the center, Nicky.
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31 Mar 2026
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“May the best PI win,” Rio declared, offering her hand. “Which, by the way, will be me.”
Agatha snorted. “Sure, hon.” Not one to sneer in the face of good sportsmanship, Agatha grasped Rio’s hand and shook it firmly. “My office, once the meeting ends?” they offered, unbothered by Rio seeing their hungry gaze flick up and down her body.
Rio smirked. “Give me ten minutes after, so I can debrief my team, and then we can talk.”
“Yes,” Agatha agreed with a lascivious grin. “'Talk'.”
Agatha and Rio are rival pediatric blood cancer research professors at Salem University. They fight a lot. They fuck a lot too. Some would say that they fuck more than they fight.
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31 Mar 2026
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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”-It doesn’t even hurt-“
“-Stop being awkward-“
”-I’m fine, really-“
”-Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that forty-two years of life experience and a god-awful marriage never got her.
But suddenly she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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You're the wall that I keep banging my head against by feral_streep
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
22 Mar 2026
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“Are you sure there’s no way we can resolve this ourselves like big girls?” she pouts, exaggeratingly sticking out her lower lip and making sad puppy eyes at the smoking hot city official standing across from her.
“I don’t see what you mean, ma’am. You’re not even an employee of the club,” Rio replies, clearly trying to follow Agatha’s train of thought, however her eyes keep getting drawn down towards her pouting lips.
Bingo, Agatha thinks to herself.
“I’m not an employee anymore. Ex-dancer, hun. Can’t you tell from my legs?” Agatha husks as she kicks one of her legs up and over her head, showing off her flexibility.
Rio swallows hard and steels her gaze. She wasn’t expecting such a blatant display of flirtation while on the clock. “I’m not here to size up ex-club employees, Miss Harkness. I’m here to do my job,” she choked out, fighting for her life not to look down at Agatha’s long legs.
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The sex worker union AU with ex-dancer-turned-labor organizer Agatha and regulations officer Rio
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29 Mar 2026
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Anchors aweigh! Does this ship have seat belts? Oh well, its probably fine. Fair winds and following seas!
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You've never tried water sports... This is the story of when you get curious and find out your wives really, really want to.
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- Part 2 of Cootie-Verse