Freekislydumb
Recent series
-
Pragma by Freekislydumb, wingnutcaltrops, writewhatyouwanttoread
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
05 May 2024
- Words:
- 2,796
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 36
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.
"Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."
"You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”
“I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”
“No, we tried that.”
“Hanging?”
“I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”
There was another pause.
“I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”
“Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”
“I can’t wait to kill you.”
Or
Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,728
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 662
- Kudos:
- 21,639
- Bookmarks:
- 4,606
- Hits:
- 191,563
Bookmarked by Freekislydumb
09 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Arthur didn't speak to him for a week after he found out.
Series
- Part 4 of Merlin works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,827
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 412
- Kudos:
- 22,203
- Bookmarks:
- 5,327
- Hits:
- 356,320
Bookmarked by Freekislydumb
09 Mar 2026
-
The Trashy S-Rank Esper Accidentally Changes the Genre to Childcare by loosingletters
Fandoms: Original Work
24 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
One moment, Kang Seojoon was walking home from his terrible corporate job, the next he found himself stuck in the body of Kang Seojin, the asshole Esper of a rather formulaic BL novel with too many men wanting to get their dicks wet. As an S-Rank Esper with the power to destroy entire cities at his fingertips and his reputation at rock bottom, nobody but the honorable protagonist had been willing to tell him no in fear of unleashing his anger.
So far, so bad.
“Leader, are—are you alright? You look a bit feverish…”
Kang Seojin, what’s your fucking damage – why was this asshole an Omega!?
TLDR: Local underpaid HR man forced to deal with whole new gender and superpowers would rather go back to unpaid overtime.
Series
- Part 13 of Help, I've Transmigrated!
Bookmarked by Freekislydumb
24 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Willow's resurrection spell didn't go to plan. The biker demons interrupted the ritual, which allowed the PTB to hijack the spell and bring Buffy back from a different death. A more confident Buffy who is no longer quite so determined to spare her friends' feelings...
A massive thanks to my wonderful beta Badwolfjedi- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,584
- Chapters:
- 16/?
- Comments:
- 188
- Kudos:
- 1,220
- Bookmarks:
- 394
- Hits:
- 26,714
Bookmarked by Freekislydumb
21 Feb 2026
-
wouldn't it be nice? (in the kind of world where we belonged) by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
02 Jun 2021
Tags
Summary
Spike is still beneath her, so hard he's vibrating, and a second ago she was living in this amazing, perfect, fresh piece of Dubble Bubble bubblegum world. A second ago, she loved him.
Or: The thing about Willow's will-be-done spell is that, yeah, obviously it sucks that it happened with Spike. But now that all those totally fake lovey-dovey feelings are gone, Buffy is starting to worry that she'll never get them back—with anyone. Too bad the only person who might understand is her mortal enemy.
Series
- Part 1 of wouldn't it be nice?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,628
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 183
- Kudos:
- 2,620
- Bookmarks:
- 577
- Hits:
- 38,573
Bookmarked by Freekislydumb
21 Feb 2026