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So Do the Proud Men Die by FunkyFrogFreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Feb 2026
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Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, has known Spider-Man for a year now. The two are somewhat close and even meet up every Tuesday, despite having met quite awkwardly in the wild.
Peter knows virtually everything about Wade, but has kept his own identity secret, for safety purposes. Peter trusts him, sure, but he’s still a merc.
That all changes when Spidey accidentally kills Green Goblin, and Deadpool is assigned a hit on Peter Parker.
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secret keeper by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jan 2023
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Ellie stares at the new arrival, gaping. All the evidence points to one obvious answer, but this guy looks nothing like the Spider-Man Ellie recognizes — mostly because he isn’t wearing the suit.
“Crappy day to get kidnapped, amirite?” he says, crouching next to Ellie and deftly untying her restraints. “Looks like these guys were amateurs, though. They didn’t even lock the windows.”
In which Ellie accidentally becomes the one person who knows Spider-Man's identity. She doesn't tell her dad.
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an itch you can't scratch by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 May 2022
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5 times Wade bumps into Peter Parker + 1 time he realizes Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
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Bookmarked by FunkyFrogFreak
18 Mar 2026
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UFFG SO GOOD
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i know your secret by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Mar 2019
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“I’m your new neighbor,” Wade forged on, oblivious to Peter’s state of shock, and he stuck out a scarred hand. Peter gripped it, feeling numb, and gave it a shake. Did Wade realize who he was? No, clearly not. He was acting way too normally. Wade was one for dramatics.
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Bookmarked by FunkyFrogFreak
15 Mar 2026
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The very first! The first one-shot of many that have special places in my heart!!
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Searching For the World by Salios
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Feb 2019
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Peter dreamt of bright hazel eyes and wicked white teeth. The flash of a sharp blade sliding into flesh — again. Again. Againagainagain.
The metal sliding out, slick and red. It flipped over before plunging back in, sawing upwards through flesh, muscle, cartilage. The snapsnapsnap of tendon and the grind of steel on bone.
A body fell. Then another. And another. Some were green, others pink. He couldn’t see their faces, just blood and stewing darkness. A hand, coming from the dark to grasp his wrist. Fear coursing through him. Panic. His senses screaming at him to runrunrunrunrun
“Baby Boy,” came the whisper.
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Peter’s eyes shot open and he stared at the ceiling in a cold sweat. He’d gone searching for the world, but he’d found hell instead.- Language:
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Bookmarked by FunkyFrogFreak
10 Mar 2026
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Spideypool post-apocalyptic one-shot. I enjoyed reading it, but I was sad that it never seemed to be continued.
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Seeing the real you (it's not what I imagined) by Rei
Fandoms: Amazing Spider-Man (2012), Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
22 Sep 2012
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"The fuck,“ Deadpool said slowly. He was staring at him in a way that made Peter feel decidedly uncomfortable, and this was saying something, considering Deadpool had a habit of leering at him at the most inappropriate times.
"Are you kidding me?" he eventually gasped. "How OLD are you? Twelve?“