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Practiced Presentations by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Feb 2026
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"You're—" Shen Qingqiu started, then stopped. "I…"
"Is something wrong, Shizun?"
What wasn't wrong? Binghe was out of the Abyss two years too early, and the plant bodies weren't ready, and Binghe had never been an omega in PIDW—which meant that whatever revenge scheme he had cooked up was so far outside of the original plot that there was no way for Shen Qingqiu to plan for it.
And then there was the fact that, despite everything, Shen Qingqiu couldn't stop noticing how good Binghe smelled.
In which Binghe is an omega (eventually), and Shen Qingqiu is an alpha (eventually), and they both manage to work things out. Eventually.
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15 Feb 2026
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Little Touya and his Daddy Doll by Analojeez, Twisted_and_shout
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jun 2021
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Touya has a little bit of secret fun with a new Endeavor action figure. He doesn’t know that the toy is actually a dollified Enji, ready to return to his normal size and show his son what it really means to fuck and breed.
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06 Feb 2026
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Sweet Slut's Strawberry Surprise by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Jul 2021
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Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue's little brothers' best friend is a slutty little cocktease. They make a plan to get Wei Ying alone and give him what he's been asking for all these months, whether he wants it or not. (It's their cocks.)
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A dark sexual fantasia in six parts.
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- Part 1 of Strawberry 'Verse
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03 Feb 2026
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give you a bite and you'll swallow me whole by jtperfecthair
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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Everyone tells her it's a bad idea. Alpha's are known to be territorial and aggressive towards anyone in their space that isn't either family or their mate.
Wei Ying laughs them all off, when she's not offended on Lan Zhan's behalf. Not all people are the stereotype of their second genders! Everything will be absolutely fine!
And it is fine. At first. And then it all very quickly spirals out of control.
(Or: Wei Ying comes home early one day to find her alpha roommate and best friend masturbating on the couch. She plays it off as cool as she can, assuring that it's fine if Lan Zhan needs to! Which leads to agreeing that of course Lan Zhan can use Wei Ying's body to rub one out now and then, it's fine! Which leads to....)
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25 Jan 2026
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i know who i want to take me home by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2021
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“Nice,” Drunk Man says, into the crook of his neck, and does nothing else. Wei Ying slowly relaxes, allows himself to pat Drunk Man between the shoulder blades, and sighs.
“Okay,” he says. “Glad you think so.”
Drunk Man does not respond. Wei Ying wonders if he went back to sleep, and then takes a further moment to wonder why this always happens to him, why he’s always the one helping a heartbroken twink sober up after a terrible night out or sitting on the curb with a sobbing teenager with a fake ID while they wait for her parents to come pick her up. If only he was as shitty a person as White Mike, he could be home asleep right now and this beautiful man would be passed out in a gutter and probably mugged. Wei Ying looks down at the drunk man on his shoulder, thinks about leaving him to fend for himself, and sighs. Nope. Not on his watch.
Or: A meet-cute at two in the morning.
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21 Jan 2026