Fyodor_Can_Choke_Me
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Three is a lucky number by IrisdescentChrysanthemums
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
26 Jan 2022
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“Fedya, were you tormenting my cupcake again?”
"Me?"
“ Cupcake?!” Sigma exclaimed, looking outraged, "'Kolai!"
"But you're my cupcake, love!" Nikolai grumbled, kneeling in front of the player plugged into the television, “Soft, sweet and delicious.”
“No, just- No ”
"You can be my doll if you want to then, doll."
“I thought I was your doll, Kolya.” Fyodor clicked his tongue in displeasure at the sound of the man's amused laughter as he adjusted the movie's settings.
“You two can be my dolls.” He winked at them playfully, getting up from the floor and throwing himself into the armchair next to the sofa.~Or alternatively, Fyodor tormenting Sigma until they date.
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- Part 3 of A softer world AU
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13 Jan 2026
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Take me, Son of Eden by Bloodiedplumage (neptuneswaters)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
16 Nov 2025
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“…I do think about it, but only occasionally. I think about how much it hurts. It feels like hunger,” Nikolai’s gaze softened like a flickering star, he wasn’t exactly lying when he said that he’d felt temptation before. Plenty of who he was as a person was driving himself to the point of constant freedom, running, fighting, flying to greener pastures and bluer skies. Soaring above the mountains to prevent being caged again. “It’s… hunger for something you can’t fully have, but that’s okay. You just kinda… have to accept it.”
“…What if you could indulge in that senseless and selfish hunger? What if the answer to your bottomless stomach is right in front of you, just inches away from your face, tempting you? What are you supposed to do to aid yourself, then?” Fyodor just fired what felt like a round of roulette shots into Nikolai’s brain.
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Fyodor isn’t fully aware of what would cure the temptation lit ablaze within him.
Nikolai, however, unravels his soul just like Fyodor did to him years ago.
Or,
How to absolutely destroy pussy in a God honoring wayBookmarked by Fyodor_Can_Choke_Me
08 Jan 2026
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How many autistic homicidal maniacs do you need to ask a mentally unstable clown out? (Definitely more than 2) by snortedcokewithyermom
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
22 Aug 2023
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(7: 19 pm) Nikolai: Wanna see my huge gun 🔫🔫
[picture attached]You: Oh, it’s a real gun.
Nikolai: I killed 3 people with it 😇
You: Colour me impressed.
Nikolai: Finally, someone sensible on here!
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OR Fyodor has a touch of tism so he asks Dazai (who definitely doesn't have a touch of tism) to help him ask a sane gentelman out (Nikolai), and then Chuuya gets involved, and Jouno, and Tecchou, and Ranpo, and Edgar and...
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19 Dec 2025
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ehem ehem I made another fyolai fluff oneshot lol
Nikolai finds out that Fyodor is alive and makes his way over to the hospital!
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17 Dec 2025
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Silver, Black, Purple and White by lemons_and_reno
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Apr 2024
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Fyodor never realized just how much work goes into his partners' hair.
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10 Dec 2025