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    Arthur's back.

    It doesn't go as planned.

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    Definition:
    (MEDICINE)
    the first hour after a traumatic injury, when emergency treatment is most likely to be successful.

    (Or the universe where Jim isn’t the Trollhunter but his life isn’t any less complicated)

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    Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.

    So that was a fucking lie.

    He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.

    Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.

    “I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.

    “Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.

     

    Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
    He ends up taking care of Sasuke.

    Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Obito woke up to the press of weight over him.

    He blinked blearily upwards, eyes sticky and mind disoriented from sleep as he tried to understand what was happening.

    When he finally processed the fact that there was someone hovering over him, someone who must have broken into his home, he jolted fully awake, nearly throwing himself off of the bed before he realized exactly who the intruder was.

    "Wha— Kakashi?"


    Or, Kakashi time travels back to his genin days. Obito is appropriately confused.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    It's all Sakura's fault.

    It's certainly not Naruto's fault for calling his sensei "Dad".

    It's certainly not Kakashi's fault for making a misleading announcement.

    It's certainly not Obito's fault for misinterpreting Kakashi's sudden disappearing act.

    Not. At. All.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."

    "A club," said Kakashi, flat.

    "Yep. A... babysitter's club."

    "I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.

    "Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.

    "In red and black."

    "Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.

    He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.

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    (Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “How many do you have?” Hikaru purses his lips, eyes drawn to the moles on Yoshiki’s neck.

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    14 Mar 2026