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Adventure Awaits by Glasswort for ellethinthewoods
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 Jan 2015
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Miss Belladonna Took decided it was high time she got to go on an adventure.
Originally written for an askbox meme on tumblr. Enjoy.
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To Be a Peak Lord by Buttermeflies
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Mar 2026
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[Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times! Welcome to the System.]
Oh no. He transmigrated. He really had died choking on a bean bun, hadn’t he?
[This System operates in line with the design concept “YOU CAN YOU UP, NO CAN NO BB”; we hope to provide you with the best possible experience. It is our sincere wish that during your time, you can fulfill your desires and, in accordance with your wish, transform a stupid work into a magnificent, high-quality, first-rate classic. We hope you enjoy!]
Shen Yuan took a deep breath. He promised himself long ago that if by some miracle he ever found himself in this exact situation, he wouldn't panic.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5…
Okay, so he transmigrated. Now he just had to figure out where, and who he was. System, where am I right now?
[Host is currently in World: Proud Immortal Demon Way! Bound role: Shen Yuan, Rogue Cultivator. Weapon: None. Starting B-Points: 100.]
Shen Yuan promptly spit blood and burst into a coughing fit. -
Who, me? by Bubblegumbeech
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2026
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Shen Qingqiu is not scheming, he's slowly making plans to figure out how he's going to survive this mess of a novel. Which means he needs people to like him, and he should absolutely not start getting attached to any of them. They're all basically canon fodder after all.
It's just...really hard when the Sect Leader seems to know something he doesn't and takes a step closer every time Shen Qingqiu takes a polite half step back.
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Blinded by Love by Irrelevant_writer6
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2026
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[ Apologies to user but a mistake has occurred when the transmission process took place ]
Oh thank god he thought, if it was a mistake then his fears of becoming a human stick would not be true.
[ User misunderstood, the mistake isn’t that the user has been placed in PIDW as the character Shen Qingqiu, but that the user seems to be experiencing blindness. ]
‘WHAT!?
Or Shen Yuan is blind when he arrives in pidw and he’s just trying not to die
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Someday We’ll Learn To Walk Upright by chaoticmitochondria
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Mar 2026
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“Spiritual weapons do not choose wielders based on talent, or merits. I’ve seen many a fine cultivator make a common sword magnificent, and just as many undeserving of what they wield. Just as your fate fixes you to your body, fate fixes a sword to one destined Heart.”
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Shen Yuan was an outer disciple of middling talent, hailing from a small sect in a forgotten corner of the Jianghu, that had few resources and fewer living elders. The death of his shifu sends him to Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, hoping perhaps there is where he’ll finally find a spiritual sword of his own.Xuan Su finds him first.
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One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
18 Jan 2026
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Shenanigans ensue when one middle finger to the Academy too many gets Starfleet Cadet James T. Kirk booted off planet for a summer internship aboard the V.S.S. Sh'Raan.
He's hiding a major secret from the oh so earnest and helpful Vulcans, but the longer he's on the ship, the more Jim starts to wonder if they're keeping secrets from him, too.
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Captain Spisee handed Jim a heavy sheet of rich, cream paper embossed with gold dusted Vulcan calligraphy bearing the ship’s name. It was a bit cheap by the standards of Vulcan stationary aesthetics, but shipboard life meant some sacrifices. In the most elegant handwriting he’d ever had the privilege to lay eyes on, it read:
Human Enrichment and Optimal Health Program:
- One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat (more provided upon request)
- Seventy (70) Seconds of Hug Time Per Week (divided between crew members as you deem necessary)
- Three (3) Discrete Instances of Daily Praise
- Three (3) Structured Entertainments per week
- Minimum of One (1) Social Companion per meal (more available upon request)“We would appreciate detailed weekly feedback on the efficacy of our Human integration efforts."