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    Anthony J. Crowley knew he looked like a walking mid-life crisis. The tight jeans, half-up bun and sunglasses positively screamed ‘I left my wife for the babysitter and bought a vintage car just to feel alive again.’ In an adaptation of his life, he’d be played by Hugh Grant. He looked like a divorcee desperate for action, and it didn’t help that he was currently standing outside a nightclub surrounded by drunk twenty-year-olds. But Crowley wasn’t here for a good time tonight. He was on a rescue mission.

    Crowley has been rescuing his friend Aziraphale over and over again for a decade. Hopelessly in love, ready to jump at a moment’s notice when he was needed. When Aziraphale finally breaks up with his partner, Crowley is there to help him through what’s looking to be one hell of a mid-life crisis. Things could finally change. If he manages not to mess it up again.

    A human AU with a whole forest’s worth of pining squeezed into a single day.

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    05 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Crowley is fed up of working on Saturdays. Aziraphale is just fed up.

    They both find some relief.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Dream attends a demonstration Hob Gadling is hosting on historical weapons, including the longbow.

    Dream is both the seduced, and the seducer.

    Hob doesn't mind.

    UPDATE: Now with second chapter!

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    31 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Hannibal does not panic. That response is simply not in his repertoire. But something uncomfortably akin to it rises in his throat at the thought of Will leaving, going out into the cold and the snow and the darkness from which he might never return.

    it's cold outside, and hannibal realizes will is what he needs to keep him warm. set in s01e08, in the immediate aftermath of hannibal's fateful encounter with tobias budge.

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    29 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    The Arrangement is simple. During the day, Aziraphale is Crowley's brilliant assistant, capable and smart, always able to anticipate his needs.

    And, sometimes, also during the day, Crowley is allowed to touch him. Not how he is desperate to, aching for. But the only way Aziraphale will let him be close.

    It's enough. It has to be.

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    12 Oct 2025