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Desperado by 3kanite
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Jan 2020
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"Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?"
After finding out about the Holy Corpse, Johnny thinks that nothing else could possibly matter to him more.
He doesn't know how wrong he is.- Language:
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14 Mar 2026
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Riches and Wonders by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Aug 2016
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"Gyro!" Johnny whisper-shrieks, and then he says, stupidly, "Why in the hell would a bear speak English?"
"Ah! You're right," Gyro says, and Johnny almost relaxes, until he shouts, "Ué! Ll'urzo! Aje nu Stand?"
"I'm going to kill you if the bear doesn't beat me to it," Johnny informs him, strained.
"I don't think he speaks napulitano," Gyro tells him. "Should I try Italian next?"
"No," Johnny hisses. "You should try shutting your God damn pie hole."
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Johnny and Gyro have a nice day.
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14 Mar 2026
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When she was little, Toriel wanted to be a ballerina. When she was very little. (Don’t laugh. It’s silly – it seems so silly now, but – don’t laugh).
There weren’t any ballerinas in the underground – they were a thing in old books that came down from the human world, and they were magic to her. She knew monsters who could breathe fire, monsters whose touch turned things to ice, but those girls in those floofy pink skirts, their delicate ankles, their perfectly bent wrists… They were foreign and lovely. It didn’t matter that the covers of the books were torn and the illustrations smeared from their travels, those girls shone out, perfect and neat and beautiful and so small.
But then she grew up and realised there were no ballerinas who looked like her, and that she had two left feet besides.
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30 Sep 2025
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Taako and Lup have devised a plan to get back at their shitty family for the way they had treated them as children, as well as put an end to the incoming letters now that the twins have gained a little bit of notoriety. They're going to go back home for Candlenights, and it's going to be the worst Candlenights anyone there has ever had.
Lup's bringing Barry, because nothing's better than showing up with a respectable looking dude only for said dude to start pulling out the formaldehyde pig brains. Taako needs something like that too.
So, why not ask the cute guy in his drama class who does bad accents when he gets nervous if he's free over break?
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- Part 1 of Every Important Day Is A Disaster
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28 Sep 2025
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Don't Blame it on the Kids by silver jackdaw (cizzi)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 May 2023
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In one world, the members of Class 1A, for the most part, had support systems and ways to cope that let them take things in stride. In another, they are left far more vulnerable to the traumas inflicted on them over and over.
It all started with Todoroki Shouto seeing bruises on Yaoyorozu Momo's arm.
The members of Class 1A begin to realize they are all far more alike than they thought, and the insecurities, fears, and pain they are facing are too much to handle- and so they decide to run as far away from them as they can, because if the world won't give them family, they'll be each other's family.
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- Part 1 of miscellaneous bnha
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05 Jun 2025