GrumpyAsFuck



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  1. Rec 3

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    Hans, Henry, and a hunting trip. What could possibly go wrong?

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    "Hal? What the fuck is this supposed to be?" came an all-too-familiar voice.

    With a sigh, Henry screwed his eyes shut and braced himself.

    "I, uh, followed this fox."

    "Why? Did you confuse it with Sigismund? He isn't actually a fox, you know."

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    11 Mar 2026

  2. Rec 2

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    — И за две недели я не получил ни одной весточки, кроме той, что в Седлеце, видите ли, горе-то какое, кажется, начался мор.

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    10 Mar 2026

  3. Rec 18

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    he is being unfair, henry knows. it is unkind to hold hans and think of all the ways he can leave him; to touch upon sacred flesh and trace new constellations and then turn his mind onto different, more curious ventures. as though the body of his lord is of no consequence; as though it would make it hurt less in the end.

    perhaps it will.

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    henry picks at the blisters meticulously, tenaciously, like a man of medicine would. sam notices, hans notices, but henry remains unaware, too focused on what he notices about himself.

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    09 Mar 2026

  4. Rec 7

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    Then Hans shook his head and said the last thing Henry had ever expected him to say, which was, "No, no. All you need to do is help get me off!"

    "Um," said Henry.

    "Not like that," Hans had the audacity to say, after he'd made it sound exactly like that.

    After Henry gives Lord Capon the fabled Musk of Infinite Allure that he so desperately needed in order to woo the butcher's daughter, he gets called back to the lord's room to solve another problem—the very persistent rut that his potion has apparently set off. Fortunately, Capon doesn't ask for much—he only needs Henry to sit in the room with him and keep him company. It'll be just like any other night, really.

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    08 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 14

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    After Hans, the very few people that had learned of Henry’s slumbering travels had expressed alarm and a concern overshadowed by curiosity. No one had ever expressed any sort of desire or intention to protect him from it.

    (Hans learns of Henry's somnambulism in Rattay and carries that knowledge with him to Suchdol.)

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    05 Mar 2026