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    Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.

    It’s motherfucking aliens.

    Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.

    Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.

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    13 Apr 2024

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    “Do sit down, boy, and stop looming.”

    Gale sat abruptly, eyeing his lover’s grandmother apprehensively.

    “Now, since we have a bit of time before my eldest granddaughter joins us, what are you to our Laena?”

    “Gran-”

    “I’ve no doubt you’ve charmed your way into her bed by now, if you hadn’t already by the time you first came here, but I wish to know your intentions beyond that.”

    Gran!"

    “Oh hush, girl, let him answer for himself.”

    “I love her,” Gale answered plainly. “My intentions depend entirely on her wishes, but they are most certainly not shallow or hasty.”

    Helaena stared into her cup, trying to hide a dopey grin.

    “I suppose that will do,” Genna conceded, lips curving in a pleased smile. “Welcome, Gale. Do excuse the mess, there was a spot of bother yesterday.”

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    Gale and Helaena survive, but even happily ever after has some twists and turns

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    09 Mar 2024

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    Vixie woke on the beach.

    Sand, scalding hot, scraped her palms, wedging between the fabric of her gloves and under her nails. The sun baked her, hot through her worn leathers. The tang of salt and blood was on her lips and in her throat. The light had her squinting, pupils seared.

    She stood on shaky legs, having to hold onto the burning wreckage beside her, her mind whirling and body aching, nausea bubbling up from her belly. She caught sight of her patchwork boots, the heel hanging together with a prayer—.

    She lurched to a stop, staring downward, blinking twice as her ragtag leather armor remained in place—blurry, yes, but there. Though familiar, its appearance startled her. No, this wasn’t right. She had been wearing Dammon’s leathers, not this ill-fitting set she had stolen off some dead vagabond. She hadn’t worn this since—.

    In her head, something writhed.

    A scream tore from her throat, loosed into the air, echoing on that ravaged beach, where it had all started.

    --

    Or Tav wakes up back at the beginning.

    Or a retelling of the game with my two Tavs, up until Act 3. Orin and the final arc will be a summary chapter at the end.

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    05 Mar 2024

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    12 Dec 2021

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    Best fucking series ever

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    Debby did Dallas, but Darcy does Tony, Clint, Steve and Thor. Individually, and in that order.

    And then she does them again.

     

    Darcy just.... does.

     
    (aka the Avengers Character Study in Smut That No One Asked For)

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    28 Dec 2017