Hella_Queer
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- 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney (20)
- Haikyuu!! (16)
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- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (8)
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Having lewd thoughts about your demonic manager was probably worse than having a crush on your teacher, but his track record for relationships wasn’t all that great to begin with.
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“I don’t think the cupcake cook living with his daddy has room to criticize.”
“I have a full time job at a highly decorated establishment. I doubt you even have life insurance.”
Zoro didn’t.
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“I’ll be there in twenty minutes!”
Sanji laughed, snorting a little. “If you’re here that early, Mossy, I’ll give you a kiss. Don’t forget the cinnamon bites!”
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For Jinu, music was both his gift, and his curse.
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After blowing up his career in the worst way possible, all Sanji wants is to reclaim his love of music. Despite his many opportunities, Zoro struggles to find passion for anything, including his clients. In a vacuum the two of them have nothing in common, but one accidental photobomb sends them crashing into each other in ways neither of them could expect.
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In a world where Phoenix Wright loses his badge but doesn’t gain a daughter, he winds up in the arms of Kristoph Gavin. Or maybe Kristoph is trapped with him. Or maybe Miles Edgeworth has damned them all to hell.
It really depends on who you ask.
(Also know as: Spectators AU)
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A remixed AU where Phoenix and Miles are superhero and supervillain enemies, complete with power shenanigans, campy fighting, and lots of aphrodisiac elixirs.
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A very specific universe where Bill and Mike have an Alaskan King mattress, and Bill always goes to bed wearing Mike’s shirts from the day before.
All of these can be read as a stand alone in an “everyone lives nobody dies, canon divergent” headspace.
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Sanji's bad day starts with shipwrecking on an uncharted island and ends with being presented as a new bride for the islanders' local god. A god who turns out to not be a god at all and who is having a pretty bad day of his own.
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05 Mar 2026
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19 Feb 2026
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Principle of Reciprocity by ladyhoneydarlinglove for shrimpheavnnow
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 May 2025
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“Marimo,” he said flatly, “just because you’ve never had good oral doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist. Which I could fucking prove to you if you’d just let me.”
“Why should I?” Zoro asked, crossing his arm with a scowl. “Give me one good reason. Other than saying it’ll feel good, because quite frankly, I don’t buy that.”
For a second Sanji’s expression went so thunderous Zoro thought he might actually start a fight, but then a second later it morphed into a crooked little smirk that Zoro didn’t like one bit.
“What’s the matter, mosshead?” he said slyly. “Too chickenshit to let me try?”
In which Sanji finds out Zoro's never had good oral, and—much to Zoro's annoyance—insists on reciprocating all the recent blowjobs he's been getting by properly eating him out.
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24 May 2025
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It was that first time, just once, murmured against Sanji's mouth with his hand tight around Sanji’s cock that Zoro said, “Fuck, you're such a slut for it.”
And it was Sanji’s first fatal mistake to moan in response because it's only gone downhill from there.
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Zoro talks a lot in bed, but if that’s the only way he communicates, then of course no talking gets done at all.
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17 Apr 2025
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“Mr. Sanji?”
Sanji glances down as soon as he hears the tired little voice and smiles brightly. “If it isn't my favorite customer! How are you today, Miss Kuina?”
Kuina lets out a long, exhausted sigh. “My dad’s lost again,” she says wearily. “Can I wait here for him?”
Zoro keeps losing his kid at the farmers market. Sanji keeps finding her.
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- Part 1 of this feeling that remains
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