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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Bruce Wayne has always had a very specific type and that's danger wrapped up in trouble, most possibly of the criminal kind. And that’s fine, Ollie doesn’t judge. That is until he realizes that this means Batman has a type too! And now he’s the unlucky one responsible for bringing this probable security vulnerability up to the Justice League. Yeah, that’s not stressful.
    Not. At. All.
    Right…
    Who knew being a responsible superhero is bad for Oliver’s health?


    Or: 5 times Oliver tries to tell the league about Batman’s type and the 1 time he decides it’s better they don’t know.
    OR or: Oliver Queen depends too much on Batman’s no kill rule and their long friendship for Bruce's liking. And Hal Jordan is seriously starting to freak out!

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    28 Feb 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark *

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    When you give your kids the opportunity...

    They aren't going to ask for permission.

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    The continuation where the bat kids play up the idea that Batman and his family are Gotham cryptids. Spending their free time messing with the League in any way they could come up with. And making Bruce's life a living hell.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?

    That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.

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    The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.

    Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse

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    28 Feb 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Jaime knew it was a terrible idea, but it was time to continue weaving the unhealthy pattern of deceit. He was so tired he couldn’t even care if it was immoral. He just wanted to get his mother off his back, and telling a lie was the quickest way to do it. So that’s what he did.

    “I- I met someone.”

    “¡¿Por qué no me lo dijiste?!”

    “I didn’t tell you because it’s still fairly new!”

    “Okay. Then tell me how long you’ve been seeing this person?”

    “Six months?”

    “SIX MONTHS!”

    Bianca cursed her son’s name - and he did too - before muttering to herself.

    “Debería pegarte con mis chanclas.”

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    11 Jul 2024

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  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    When I was nineteen, pirates attacked the ship I was working on. We were given a choice: Join their crew or be sent adrift with those who refused. After picking the former, I soon found myself dumped in Shipwreck City and in search of a new crew to join. Instead, I found seventeen-year-old Jack Sparrow who, even back then, was followed by trouble everywhere he went.

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    23 Jul 2023

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