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    Penelope Margaret Parker did not like boredom.

    Now, most people who somehow accidentally end up reborn as a fictional character may not find their life boring, but Penny thought that those people forgot what day-to-day life is like. So, she's bored.

    Until Tony Stark crashes his way into her life roughly eight months too early by walking into her after-school retail job.

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    A SI-OC into Spiderwoman who did not plan on grabbing Tony Stark's interest anytime before Civil War

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    31 Mar 2026

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    In which high school sucks even more for Penny Parker than the average teenager;

    or, Penny starts high school, loses her Uncle Ben, meets "really good lawyer" Matthew Murdock, and gets a very peculiar spider bite...

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.

    Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    “Wait, wait.” Cutting Ned off before any words can come out, Harry laughs a little louder. “So we’ve all slept with Peter? Peter ‘no game’ Parker?”

    “He has a little game,” Betty says, scrunching up her face and flicking back her hair.

    MJ stares pointedly into the remaining ice in her glass. “I’ve never had sex with him.”

    The whole table goes so quiet, it’s like the rest of the bar is suddenly silent too. Five pairs of eyes blink back at her.

    Until.

    “Ha! Yeah, right.” Harry slaps the table with the force of his laughter. “Good one, MJ.”

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    OR: Peter and his friends muddle through college together, there to support each other in whatever way they need.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Jonathan and Steve haven't spoken in months. Steve almost prefers it that way, because at least he knows how to act. Don't get too close, don't get caught staring, don't let anyone know--they're easy rules to follow.

    But, when Jonathan goes missing, and the quiet town of Hawkins is suddenly not-so-quiet, it becomes harder and harder for Steve to hide the truth. He's not even sure what the truth is, anymore. He's not sure he wants to find out.

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    A rewrite of S1 centered on the premise: What if Jonathan went missing instead of Will? (And: What if Steve and Jonathan were childhood friends turned enemies turned lovers turned enemies again?)

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    09 Feb 2026