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4 Lawyers, 1 Detective, and 2 Birds Walk into a 24/7 Walmart by imhat (IAmAHat)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
09 Aug 2022
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4 Lawyers, 1 Detective, and 2 Birds Walk into a 24/7 Walmart.
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a cavalry captain and a nun walk into a bar by imhat (IAmAHat) for Elizabethrzg
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2022
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Diluc left to attend another patron, and Kaeya was left alone with Rosaria’s sympathetic comfort.
“You’re really bad at this.”
“Great archons, I brought you here to be supportive.”
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Or, Diluc and Kaeya have a semi-conversation and begin the road to recovery (and Rosaria is there, too, I guess)
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clap, clap, you're a clever, clever cookie now by Aster_writes_sometimes, IAmAHat
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Jun 2021
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Five (5) people write one (1) fic. This is their story.
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what if.. i was a rock star.. and you were a holy deaconess... and we were both women ahaha... jk... unless by imhat (IAmAHat)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 May 2021
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“Hey, I don’t bite.”
Barbara looked down at the tiled street. Maybe, just maybe, if she didn’t move, the woman would move along and she would be spared from an eternity of embarrassment and ridicule and public humiliation. She closed her eyes tightly, praying to Barbatos more fervently than she ever conceived was possible that He may spare her.
But this was Liyue, and her God did not exist here.
“Ma’am…? Or--” the voice was closer.
“Ma’am, yes,” Barbara confirmed, believing a curse had been set upon her to speak. “Though I did not know dogs could learn the human dialect.”
There was a stagnant pause.
“You into bitches, then?”
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Trucy Fucking Dies. (The Prequel) (Also Known as Trucy Fucking Dies. -1) by daiicraaa, ghostieghoulz, IAmAHat
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
27 Dec 2020
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Five (5) people write one (1) fic. What could possibly go wrong? (not everyone is added as a co-author because some people wanted to be anonymous smh)
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Everyone else makes assumptions and fills in details and Craig just shrugs and nods and agrees with everything. Sure, yeah, they kiss. They go on dates. They’ve done that lots of times. Why not. It’s easier to agree and watch the subject drop than endure relentless teasing by trying to deny anything.
But he’s never really referred to it directly. Not by this term. By speaking it out loud, he feels like he’s crossed some sort of line. He’s not sure what line it was, but it something about it makes his cheeks and ears get warm.
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Butters sits up straight, rolling his shoulders back the way he does when he needs to get serious for morning announcements. “So… how about this? For the rest of the school year, the two of us give into whatever temptation is between us. We obviously have good chemistry. It would be a shame to… let that go to waste.”
Kenny grins, apparently liking where this is heading. “It really would be.”
--Kenny isn't used to having options. Butters isn't used to having normal teenage experiences. They both find a way to help each other out during the last few months of senior year.
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- Part 1 of eccentric orbits universe
Bookmarked by IAmAHat
20 Mar 2026
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Ch 16
Incredibly yaoi pilled but it's such a fun time omfg i love marg
CRAAAZYYYY HE'S. FUCKIN DEAD
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Two Bucks, One Lovestruck Schmuck by LadyFeldspar, StripetheGuineaPig
Fandoms: South Park
14 Feb 2023
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The last thing Craig expected to learn when he walked into school today was that Tweek, his ultimate dream crush of the last forever, is going to be taking part in a kissing booth fundraiser for charity during lunch hour. It’s the perfect opportunity for Craig to finally kiss Tweek and confess his feelings – if only he can get his hands on two dollars.
Our collab piece for the Creek Fanzine, featuring art drawn by the exceptionally talented Dragnnia!
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24 Mar 2026
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Letting his gaze fall to the floor, he sighs softly before admitting, "I didn't want you to kiss Clyde."
Tweek cocks his forehead, wincing at the slight movement as he continues to press against his damaged skin. "Why not? I thought he already got over his mono."
Sue me for all my worth i just know I'll one day think huh i wonder where that fic went
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Oh Shit, Wrong Locker by LadyFeldspar, StripetheGuineaPig for LexisGrey
Fandoms: South Park
26 Oct 2021
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After seven years, Craig is finally ready to confess his love for Tweek via a love letter. ...Too bad he put it in the wrong locker.
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24 Mar 2026
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"Don't look at me, I just got a note," the brunette proclaims, holding it up matter-of-factly.
Highkirkenuinely funniest shit ever. Obsessed with clyde's dumb ass. Obsessed w the stan and craig beef. Always here for that. Borderline tweek my beloved
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No one knew what Craig was keeping in his basement.
Clyde did.
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23 Mar 2026
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UGH PLEEEASE WAITER TOXIC YAOI WAITER PLEEEAASE!!