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  1. Rec 47

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    A painfully ordinary healer is transferred into the worst possible workplace scenario: direct proximity to the literal sun in human form—Phainon, the Deliverer you have been secretly, responsibly, and catastrophically worshipping from afar.

    Between overflowing infirmaries, impossible odds, and a boss who thinks throwing you at the Chrysos Heirs is “character building,” you must keep people alive and keep yourself from combusting every time Phainon smiles, laughs, or unforgivably, comes back just to see you.

    This is, let's say, a comical story about accidental closeness, professional boundaries being obliterated, and the terrifying realization that the man you admire from a safe distance might be looking back… and finding you hilarious.

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    09 Mar 2026

  2. Rec 11

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    You flex your fingers once, the ghost of warmth still dancing around your skin where he had once touched. “So,” you say, feigning nonchalance, “do you do this for everyone? Holding their hand and everything?”

    He turns slightly, his expression unreadable in the soft glow. “You make it sound as though I go around holding everyone’s hand,” he says, voice laced with amusement. “I assure you, it’s only you.”

    basically, that trailer of his but you take his hand.

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    16 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 6

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    When Malleus had first joined Night Raven College, he had expected people to ask, to criticise, to spread rumours and wonder; but no, in fact, they maintain a distance with them, observing him like he was a wild selkie running nude in the wild, and those who do manage to leap over that canyon-like distance trip over their words in an effort to maintain what Lilia terms ‘expected propriety’. He pretends not to notice the distance, pretends it does not bruise him— because it is easier to be a prince than it is to be a person who wants to be addressed plainly, without his past overshadowing him wherever he goes.

    for @jabberism on tumblr!

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    27 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 5

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    Sylvain smiles, sheepish; shrugs. It's an act, of course: that mop of tousled white hair on his head, the easy grin. Edelgard can identify the wolf in sheep's clothing.

    Edelgard Rarepair Week, day 7: Hair

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    12 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 62

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    Fae loved rarely, but when they did, it was an all or nothing event—there was no hesitation when it came to that plunge.

    And this scared him.

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    02 Dec 2025