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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Taking fanfic tropes and making them Bajoran Orb plots.

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    28 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolutely charming series. These are novel, enjoyable takes on the characters.

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Bringing the Romulans into the war and all that that entailed left Garak elated. Sisko hadn’t needed to ask, Garak had anticipated. He hadn’t felt this dangerous in years.

    When Julian comes to confront him about the bio-mimetic gel and a handful of loose suspicions, Garak is prepared. His story will be the perfect balance of lies and misdirection and technical truths. He’s even prepared to sacrifice deeper, personal truths for the sake of keeping the conspiracy hidden. Besides, Garak has his own suspicions about what draws Julian to him, despite everything that Garak is, despite everything that he’s done.

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    23 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excellent post In the Pale Moonlight fic with all the weight of 6 years of personal history. Good shit.

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    You are about to start reading Elim Garak's intelligence file... but, when you're a character in a story inspired by Italo Calvino's If on a winter's night a traveler, reading a file is never a simple task.

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    23 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Calvino and Starfleet. What more could you want?

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    One war ends, another begins (this one a private war of attrition).

    Julian Bashir comes to Cardassia expecting to win a certain heart in a glorious, whirlwind campaign. Nearly a year later, he’s on the verge of raising the white flag.

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    01 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Filthy and raunchy and so so sweet. Beautiful, high quality writing

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Keevan knows, as soon as his eyes clear and he wipes the slick-damp of bio gel away from himself.

    Keevan 1. The very first. He’s not actually Keevan 1. He’s Keevan 0, the template for all those to come.

    He knows something is wrong.

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    19 Jun 2025