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Banana Bread by IMNOTREALLYHERE, WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Jan 2026
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Izzy faces the holiday season with reluctance, but Stede's genuine, quiet approach offers an unexpected path to connection and healing.
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- Part 1 of Smells like trouble and Banana Bread.
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What began as a fever dream doesn’t end with morning light. Crowley takes you asleep, awake, and everywhere in between — slow, smug, relentless. By the end of it, you’re wrecked, dripping, humiliated, adored. Pathetic. And perfect.
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Kilgrave has always considered himself a gentleman. After all, he gives gifts. He uses lube. He even thinks of symmetry. And you? You begged for it.
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What does it mean to live as the Kraken’s first mate?
Obedience without hesitation. Devotion without reward. Pain without end. -
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After another night tangled in claws and contradictions, Blitzø does what he always does—runs. It was supposed to be just business. Just fun. But Stolas looked at him like it was something else. And Blitzø’s not ready for that. Not now. Maybe not ever.
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Smells like trouble and Banana Bread. by IMNOTREALLYHERE, WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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Izzy Hands is angry, hurting, and barely holding it together. He doesn’t want help, doesn’t trust kindness, and definitely didn’t mean to catch feelings. But healing doesn’t ask permission, and neither does love. A slow descent into softness—dragged there kicking and screaming, one scar at a time.
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Christmas Stizzy by IMNOTREALLYHERE, WarmBlanket433 (IMNOTREALLYHERE)
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Apr 2025
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BottomAlastorWeek2024 Day 3: Cocksleeve/Chastity + pretty much at least one prompt from all the other days
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Once every other month, there would be a…pop-up event, of sorts.
There was no way to know where it would be, or even when, only that it would be somewhere in the Entertainment district, a space they knew would be safe for them to even think of doing what they were doing.
A notice would be sent out to all of hell's population, announcing a location as well as a date, typically less than a handful of days away from when it was first announced.
No reservations were taken.
It was first come first serve, even if you had to fight your way to be one of the lucky few.
Payment up front, or else.
It was always said that every person had a doppelganger, a look-alike, someone with the same face as you, the same body.
Well, the same could be said in hell. Mostly, anyways.
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The most popular? The Radio Demon of course!
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- Part 3 of Bottom Alastor Week 2024
Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
08 Mar 2026
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Okay. Okay okay okay, no need to panic.
He was 99% sure he was awake. Maybe… 92% sure that he wasn’t hallucinating…
So that meant… It really was yesterday. Or today again. Whatever, it wasn’t tomorrow, today.Lucifer wept, this was confusing.
He was being stupid. He had a whole library of books, he could figure this out. Right?
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The Stolas-Centric–Time Loop-Groundhog-Day-of-Apology-Tour fic literally no one asked for.
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Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
22 Feb 2026
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Following a close brush with what would have been an extremely inconvenient discorporation, and a second brush with what would have been an even more inconvenient revealing of their clandestine arrangement to Hell, Aziraphale employs Crowley's assistance to help him try out a new magic act. Crowley would rather be spending his time with the angel doing other things, especially with so much time apart to be made up for, but he's as obliging as ever. Of course, he's also capable of multitasking, especially when Aziraphale's magic act calls for more than one of him...
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Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
20 Feb 2026
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Brace for Impact by stfustucky (iwillpaintasongforlou)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Oct 2023
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Stede gets kidnapped by some enemy pirates who decide to paddle him in front of the crew to humiliate him for not being a "real" pirate. Ed comes to rescue him and discovers that apparently, Stede isn't opposed to a little pain mixed with his pleasure...
(Written for OFMD Kinktober 2023, Day 5: Anal sex, spanking, "Open up.")
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“You’re not worried I might try something in the night? Take advantage of you? Get a little handsy in my sleep?”
“Bonnet,” Izzy said dryly, “I’d like to see you try.”
When Stede discovers ye olde painkillers are having a sedative effect on Izzy, he suggests Izzy sleep in his quarters so he can watch over him. Stede would definitely not take advantage of Izzy’s body. No sir. Not even a harmless grope. Not even a little taste…
Bookmarked by IMNOTREALLYHERE
16 Feb 2026