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After Tom takes Greg out to teach him how to be rich, Greg decides to return the favor and give Tom a tour of how to be poor in the city via St. Mark's. A series of mishaps, of course, inevitably occur.
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Tom scoffed, “I’m not fucking crawling on the dirty subway floor. First of all, the suit is dry-clean only. Second of all, I’m not a goddamn dog or toddler. I’m a grown, successful man. And I’m going to hop the turnstile like a man would.”
Gripping the sides of the turnstile with unsure hands, he began to hoist himself over. For a few seconds, he really felt like one of those cool NYU artsy kids he had always secretly been jealous of. That was, of course, before his foot got stuck on the last bar, and he face planted onto the subway floor (more commonly known as a pile of germs, chewed gum, and every single person in the city’s dirty footprints since probably the 19-fucking-40s).
The MTA employee just shook his head with a disappointed look from his box, and a girl leaning on the tiled walls side-eyed them and loudly popped her gum.
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You (Just Like Heaven) by Insert_Mild_Screeching
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
07 Dec 2024
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In which Richie and Eddie debate totally, definitely, entirely maturely whether or not Eddie actually knows CPR based on his training and certification. Challenges are made, bets are raised, and ulterior motives are involved.
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“Excuse you!” Richie gasped in mock outrage,“ I know CPR, I give it to your mom all the time!”
“Richie what does that even mean,” Eddie scoffed, “that makes absolutely no sense!”
“Hey,” Richie started, somberly and softly placing his hand on Eddie’s. He paused before his serious face began twisting into his telltale smirk, “it's okay to admit that you're such a virgin you can’t even imagine what I get up to.”
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all of the dreams that get harder, all of the things that I offer you by anbethmarie
Fandoms: Anne with an E (TV), Anne of Green Gables - L. M. Montgomery
09 Aug 2018
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Anne receives proposals of marriage from various and undesirable quarters. Gilbert Blythe naturally happens to stumble upon her immediately afterwards every time.
Inspired by a tumblr post about how Gilbert only realises he needs to tell Anne about his feelings for her once she starts receiving proposals of marriage from basically every other man in Avonlea.
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21 Mar 2026
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Strangely Are Our Souls Constructed by Fandom_freakout, vocallywritten
Fandoms: Anne with an E (TV), Anne of Green Gables - L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (TV 1985) & Related Fandoms
29 Oct 2019
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In a desperate attempt to get Charlie Sloane to leave her alone, Anne posts a notice of her own.
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21 Mar 2026
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Peter’s never been the kind of person to record his feelings in a pen-and-paper diary. His Letterboxd diary… well, that’s a different story.
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14 Mar 2026
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To the Man Who Sticks Me Best by Indigosquid
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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“Well, what you said was – a hundred gold. To the man who sticks you best.”
That peaked Ser Lyonel’s interest at last. He had a wild look about him, gazing up at Dunk through a cascade of salt-and-pepper curls, skin blushed from drink and glistening with sweat.
“Man. Beast. God. A giant, perhaps.”
"Yes, but –" Dunk tried to swallow down the nerves in his throat, “What’d I have to do for that? To stick you best.”
Lyonel’s lips split into a grin that bared his teeth, a flash of white in the dark.
“You think you can take the likes of me, lad?”
Dunk is completely oblivious to Lyonel coming onto him, until he isn’t.
Or: many metaphors fit both fighting and fucking in somewhat equal measure.
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- Part 1 of matters of hedge and storm
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23 Feb 2026
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gilded loam or painted clay by WearyBlues for Treegoats
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
28 Dec 2024
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A year too late, Theon Greyjoy arrives at Castle Black.
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22 Feb 2026